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debauchery
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Post by debauchery »

she was 18, but long gone. I have decided now that i am a full time student about to graduate, am in pretty good/good shape, and generally got a lot of positives going for me now, so ... now i am only settling for the pinnacle of female greatness. I am prepared to wait an exhorbenent amount of time, seeing as i have never met a girl in my entire life who fits said criterion! Next girl i date will be 100% what im looking for, nooooooooooo settling.

That means....
1. She will love house, na... she will love Carl Cox, and have a closet interest in trance.
2. Nice ass, tits.... i will work with firm and handfull size.
3. Will leave me alone, and not be psycho!
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Post by hydra »

debauchery wrote: 1. She will love house, na... she will love Carl Cox, and have a closet interest in trance.
good luck with that one buddy!!!
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Post by debauchery »

hydra wrote:
debauchery wrote: 1. She will love house, na... she will love Carl Cox, and have a closet interest in trance.
good luck with that one buddy!!!
could be some lonely nights ahead for me....i'll be sitting in a rocking chair having have eaten a viagra and downed a fifth of jack daniels.
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Post by Angie »

:o :lol:

well, at least what you said about having the positive things in your life makes good sense. Glad you're starting to come around and realize that there's more to life than normies and taco bell.
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Post by Preppy Raver »

Angie wrote::o :lol:

well, at least what you said about having the positive things in your life makes good sense. Glad you're starting to come around and realize that there's more to life than normies and taco bell.

she said normies and taco bell....hahahahahahahaha
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Post by Guest »

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2 years? I kinda try to stay within my age group :P
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Post by debauchery »

Angie wrote::o :lol:

well, at least what you said about having the positive things in your life makes good sense. Glad you're starting to come around and realize that there's more to life than normies and taco bell.
I need replacement friends angie, why don't you move here and listen to Armin Van Anthem with me and eat taco bell while watching Napoleon Dynamite all day... my calls last night were from a gay guy (4times), one of hydra's friends, and my dealer. What the hell has happened to my life!
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Post by D Min »

How do u translate dog years into human years again??? :lol:
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Post by Angie »

debauchery wrote:I need replacement friends angie, why don't you move here and listen to Armin Van Anthem with me and eat taco bell while watching Napoleon Dynamite all day... my calls last night were from a gay guy (4times), one of hydra's friends, and my dealer. What the hell has happened to my life!
I'd love to listen to Armin Van Anthem w/ you, as long as you get me a cheesy gordita crunch and a pepsi, and you rent the movie!
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Post by Angie »

oh, and i would never move to Gainesville. :lol:
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Post by djnormie »

we're only a few minutes from you! Besides i hear your pretty fancy with the boys anyhow!
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Post by psychopath »

10 years & after 5 it is now DONE.
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Post by Amberism »

14 years older, and we have been together for a little over 2 years now!!!

ITS GREAT :D :D :D
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Post by Trinity524 »

4 years...
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Post by christybomb »

10 years difference...

yes he was younger! what can i say......








hahaahaa.. not
older.. he sucked. not literally but he sucked.
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