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Romantic Valentines Verses If you get stuck - try some of these: These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line: "Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you because I was pisse...

Deep Thoughts............ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors c...

there are more of those up there Tina, all are pretty awesome..

Alcohoroscope If it's your Birthday today, what's the future hold in store for your hangover tomorrow? ARIES Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to Call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy,...