Whats your Sex Sign?

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Whats your Sex Sign?

Post by TrixR4Me »

Your Sex Sign is Taurus!
You ooze sensuality and lust!
You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.
You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.
Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!

Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.
You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.
Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.

Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are.
Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.

Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's.
While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) -
As long as there is some privacy.

You are very oral - a master at oral sex.
You love your lover to climax in your mouth.
You love any and every kind of foreplay...
and you'll do anything as long as it feels good.
You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.

As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes
And you are are anything BUT conventional.
Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.




http://www.quizdiva.com/sexsignquiz.html <link 2 the test
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Post by Sangsuri »

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Your Sex Sign is Aries!
You're fiery, independent, and the best anyone's ever had.
You're so hot that you drive everyone wild with sexual frustration.
You're a total star when you're on top, but you also need to be impressed in bed.

Aries, you are headstrong, spolied, fiery in temperment, and fiercely independent.
You always want to be the best anyone's ever had, and you'll spend all night convincing your lover that you are.
Don't worry - you usually are the best anyone has ever had.
When you get down, you don't leave out anything.

Sexually, you're a leader and very sure of yourself.
One of your favorite positions is being on top, where you can move freely - while letting your lover observe you orgasm.
Sex with you is always exciting.
You start with teasing, playful seduction - that always drives your lovers wild with frustration.
You always deliver though!

You love being over powered, and you respond to a strong sexual appetite with equal fervor.
The confident lover who can give you breathtaking, powerful sex will have you eating out of his or her hand.
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Post by Preppy Raver »

im an aries also
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Post by Sangsuri »

Preppy Raver wrote:im an aries also
We should hook up with our unemployed selves :wink:
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Post by Preppy Raver »

Sangsuri wrote:
Preppy Raver wrote:im an aries also
We should hook up with our unemployed selves :wink:

how do you feel? i still feel pretty good about my decision, cuz i hated my job, but i want a new job so badly i cant taste it.
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Post by Sangsuri »

Well, I should have waited until I had another job lined up...so money will be tight for a while.

Oh wait....what money?

Anyways. I feel GREAT. I was so miserable with that company, and I didn't like how the negativity was affecting me. I'm good at what I do, so I'm sure I'll be okay.





I might have a different answer in a few weeks though :?

:)
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Post by buddacupz »

Your Sex Sign is Taurus

You ooze sensuality and lust
You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.
You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.
Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!

Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.
You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.
Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.

Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are.
Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.

Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's.
While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) -
As long as there is some privacy.

You are very oral - a master at oral sex
You love your lover to climax in your mouth.
You love any and every kind of foreplay...
and you'll do anything as long as it feels good.
You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.

As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes
And you are are anything BUT conventional
Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.
Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!


hmm but I'm really an aquarius...
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Post by allmightyone420 »

Also an Aries...we rule the world and the bedroom!
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Post by spektrum »

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Your Sex Sign is Sagittarius!

Fuck and run" is your motto.
You're into almost anything, as long as it doesn't involve violence.
Sex with a new person is what gets you off most - so much so that you have a new lover every week!

Sagittarius, you are completely irresistible.
And you fling yourself into >one thrilling affair after another.
You need constant sexual diversion.

You are comfortable with a one-night stand.
You'll walk out a lover's door without a second thought, and you can't be pinned down by anyone.
You are sexually high strung, and you are likely to seek sexual gratification before establishing emotional intimacy.

Sex is a game for you.
Unsurprisingly, you are drawn to athletic types - you like your lovers to sweat.
Sex for you is an animal experience.
You like anything and everything - oral sex, anal sex, threesomes, mutual masturbation.
Though you love energetic sex, you don't like it rough.

Far from being jealous of lover's old flames, you get aroused just hearing about them.
You press for all the juicy details.
You either marry often or never, but you rarely settle down.
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Post by Preppy Raver »

o.k. my real sign is an aries and so is derricks...autumn real sign is a taurus...thomas, are you really a sag?
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Post by Dj Cliff Davis »

Your Sex Sign is Taurus!
You ooze sensuality and lust!
You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.
You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.
Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!

Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.
You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.
Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.

Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are.
Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.

Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's.
While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) -
As long as there is some privacy.

You are very oral - a master at oral sex.
You love your lover to climax in your mouth.
You love any and every kind of foreplay...
and you'll do anything as long as it feels good.
You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.

As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes
And you are are anything BUT conventional.
Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.
Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!







Hmmmmmmm, I wonder????????
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Post by kittin »

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If you've done it, you've aced it.
You're a total sex master... up for almost anything, anytime.
You're great at talking dirty and getting down!
The catch: you never share.
One look at your body, and you're lover will know that you're worth it!

Scorpio, you are an erotic dynamo!
You are a sexual expert, devestatingly attractive - with a pervert's vocabulary.
Pair that with your hot, lusty body that just doesn't quit...

Above all you need a lover with a high sex drive.
You have such a fantastic sexual energy - you can consume a lover with your intensity.
You love kinky sex.
You love to be the dominant partner in the bedroom, and you adore sex toys of all kinds.
Your favorite turn-on is watching porno movies.

You are very physical and sexual in public.
You will instantly stake out your claim on anyone you consider yours.
You are very jealous and possessive - and can usually annihilate any competition.
Your personality is stormy and explosive.
You love to pick fights in hopes of having steamy make-up sex!
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Post by spektrum »

Preppy Raver wrote:o.k. my real sign is an aries and so is derricks...autumn real sign is a taurus...thomas, are you really a sag?
Nope. I'm really a pisces.

Go figure.
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Post by Lori »

Your Sex Sign is Aries!
You're fiery, independent, and the best anyone's ever had.
You're so hot that you drive everyone wild with sexual frustration.
You're a total star when you're on top, but you also need to be impressed in bed.

Aries, you are headstrong, spolied, fiery in temperment, and fiercely independent.
You always want to be the best anyone's ever had, and you'll spend all night convincing your lover that you are.
Don't worry - you usually are the best anyone has ever had.
When you get down, you don't leave out anything.

Sexually, you're a leader and very sure of yourself.
One of your favorite positions is being on top, where you can move freely - while letting your lover observe you orgasm.
Sex with you is always exciting.
You start with teasing, playful seduction - that always drives your lovers wild with frustration.
You always deliver though!

You love being over powered, and you respond to a strong sexual appetite with equal fervor.
The confident lover who can give you breathtaking, powerful sex will have you eating out of his or her hand.


Thing is, I am really a Gemini...go figure.
I think you'd be cuter if I were drunker (((hic))).
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Post by nobuhiro_223 »

Taurus
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