I have seen people get their muscles permanently damaged by things like that, oh shit please don't do it (if this isn't a joke). Mush, talk some sense into this soul!
I think you'd be cuter if I were drunker (((hic))).
I was really going to do it. It is not a joke. I am still going to look for other groups that are willing to hang me. I understand the risks and I am willing to take them.