and has a beer, when all of a sudden this guy starts talking into his hand. well the bartender goes up to him and says listen pal, we don't need and more crazieness in here. but the guy tells him that he had a computer chip sergically implanted in his hand. he tells the bartender that there is a cell phone built into the palm of his hand. the bartender is amazed and buys the guy another beer. then he goes into the bathroom. half and hour goes by, so the bartender goes in to check on him. when the bartender walks into the bathroom, he sees this guy standing by the sink with his pants pulled down to his feet and a roll of toilet paper stuck up his ass. the bartender says "MAN, ARE YOU OK!!! "
the guy says "oh i'm just waiting for a fax to come through"
