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Preppy Raver
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Post by Preppy Raver »

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working
overtime.
An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on
this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?

She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on
diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at
one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken
heart -and she will do everything
with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No
way!

And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one
day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.

"But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when
she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
"But you have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You
have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be
able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that
you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief
and her pride."

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."

And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men.

They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness,
love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want
to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They
don't take "no" for an answer when
they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor w ith
a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get
awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their
hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they
care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.

They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They
give moral support to their family and friends.

Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
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Post by jen t »

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they
care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.


I like that. :wink:
"I'm dealing with this the same way I dealt with my own alcohol and drug addiction...with lies and delusion."
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Post by Stardust »

nice katie! I like that too!
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Post by CrimelessRaver »

*tear* I'm going to send this to everyone I know...not just the ladies. This is so awesome... I besides, everyone needs to remember from time to time how amazing us girls really are! :D
Larz
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Post by Larz »

and GOD said to adam:
i will make you a mate
she will be so beautiful
she will be so sweet
she will be so nice and loving..................BUT!
it's gonna cost you your left leg, your right arm and one testicle
thats when adam said to GOD
"what can i get for 1 rib"
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