this little boy and girl were walking to school after the christmas holiday season. the little girl said "what did you get for christmas"
the little boy said "i got Rally 3-speed bike"
the little girl said "i got Schwinn 10-speed"
the little boy said "well i got a pony"
the little girl said "well i got a thoroughbred"
the little boy is starting to get pissed then said
"well i got a play station"
the little girl said "well i got a ps, x-box, and entetainment center"
the little boy had enough of this shit, so he stands in front of her, pulls his pants down, points at his chubby and says
"WELL, I GOT ONE OF THESE"
the little girl smiles, then lifts her dress and points at her taco and says
"well i got one of these...and with one of these, i can get all of those i want"
..............gotdam women