another dumb joke

Larz · Post by **Larz** » Aug 10 2005 11:54 am

this old man is going fishing, when his wife told him to take your grandson with you. this pissed off the old fart, but did as his wife said.
when the old man and his grandson were in the boat fishing, the old man decided to have a beer.
the grandson asked if he could have one to. this pissed off the old fart and he said: "can your dick touch your asshole?"
the little boy looked down discouraged and said "no"
"well then you can't have one."
then the old man lites up a cigar. thats when the little boy asked if he could have one. this also pissed off the grandfather and again he asked the the grandson "can your dick touch your asshole"
again discouraged the little boy said "no"
grandfather said again "well then you can't have one"
the grandson a little upset with his grandpa decides to have an oatmeal cookie his grandma made for him.
thats when the catankerous old fart asked his grandson:
"hey can i have one of those cookies"
the little boy turns the tables on grandpa and said:
"can your dick touch your asshole?"
startled and pissed off about the question, he said "as a matter of fact it can"
the little boy said good, go fuck yourself, grandma made these cookies me.

EWreckedSean · Post by **EWreckedSean** » Aug 10 2005 12:47 pm

I want that 30 seconds of my life back.

DBK · Post by **DBK** » Aug 10 2005 01:02 pm

Larz · Post by **Larz** » Aug 10 2005 03:02 pm

EWreckedSean wrote:I want that 30 seconds of my life back.

it took you longer than 30 seconds to read that, besides i said it was another dumb joke

dirrrteeee · Post by **dirrrteeee** » Aug 10 2005 05:30 pm

hehehehehehee

DBK · Post by **DBK** » Aug 10 2005 05:45 pm

Larz42 wrote:
EWreckedSean wrote:I want that 30 seconds of my life back.
it took you longer than 30 seconds to read that, besides i said it was another dumb joke

I liked it