and i will..........(free of charge mind you) give out breast exams. i ask you, why go to the doctor and have your boobs smashed like pancakes, when you can have a thoroughly, pain free, gentle touch exam. and thats both boobs, i don't do just one...........oh nooo. and btw, i will extend this offer until the end of the year...........remember free of charge.
god, leave it to me to take something as serious as breast cancer and make fun of it. i'm going to hell
