At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want that 'Super Sized'
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"
Finish all of your sentences with "in accordance to the prophecy"
Don't use punctuation
Ask people what gender they are
Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go"
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you aren't in the mood
Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name (mine is Larenzo Kamikaze Commando)
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I WON, I WON! " <~ my favorite
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "they're loose!! they're loose!!"
Tell your boyfriend/girlfriend "due to the economy, I'm going to have to let you go"
feel free to add to the list
