My butt is haunted. It is haunted by the ghost of a turd that was pooped
too soon. It wasn't through digesting into a turd and got pooped out of
my butt before it was ready. Now it haunts my butt. I wake up in the
middle of the night and I have to take a dump. I sit on the pot and
crap out a turd from my anus, a turd I can actually feel getting crapped
out my anus and hear plopping into the water, and when I wipe my butt
there's nothing on the toilet paper. When I look into the toilet, to my suprise, there is no turd there. I wonder if the ghost of a turd can be exorcised out of a butt. I wonder if there even is a turd ghost exorcist.
But i know that doesn't necessarily mean there is a ghost turd. My butt may be a ventriloquist; I farted one time it sounded like it said "get out". I don't know if I need a proctologist or a ghostbuster.
I just thought i'd share this with the rest of you assholes (no pun intened)