A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a beaver rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the beaver and says, "Mr. Beaver my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
The beaver looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an moose doing lines, so the rabbit again says, "Mr. Moose my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
The moose looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,then
tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and beaver. The three animals then come across a bear about to shoot up...
"Mr. Bear my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! ...Come
running with us through the sunny forest, you! ! will feel so good!"
The bear looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit
out of the rabbit. As the beaver and moose watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Bear, why did you do this? ... He was merely trying to help us all!"
The Bear answers, "Fuck him, the little prick is always making me run around the forest like an idiot every time he's on ecstasy."