YOU WANNA BATTLE!!!

HolePuncher · Post by **HolePuncher** » Jun 25 2003 02:31 pm

Just so you aggfots can lern somfin' i broght my NEAL RIGGER wit me to drop som sience on all uv you:

Damn look at homie over there layin' game
what he don't realize is that he gay 'n' lame
i saw you and your mom at a hag fair, your hair cut sucked, you had fag hair, i clean your counter tops and cabinets, leave em dusted bugless, and knock iron mike like buster douglass, your the damn wendys girl like carrot top, i pull your card like the tarrot cop, he know she know we know your a ho, i unlock the magic and twist your cap like an oreo, you and your homies go to the bar and suck becks, get drunk go home and have butt sex, go to holland on a hike and catch a dutch tick, when the doctor pulls it off your nuts he'll have to touch dick, country niggas need to know i leave a hick dead, if he's nice, nuetral or a dick head, butt ffuck a gorilla in the amazon basin, and eat plump sundried raisin, lay low in the low lands, and be a primate in the midst of the mist, pucker lips and kiss or i get pissed, cut off hands at the wrist, we can't coexist, shitt in your grill like cookin live rats, little pellets of poo in my food whuts up with that, eat shit and live, only to have sex and catch hiv, pop your eyes out your head like the nigga on ripleys, and leave your wife sickly, from my fluid that was sticky, suck blood to the surface of skin and leave a hickey, ffuck your mouth like a drunk apprentice of a dentist, my seed in your mouth like im a sunflower, niggas for life black love one power, put a hook up your poop shute, and rip out your toot flute, stay away from my colon like im george foreman, buy my grill, im high and ill, but buy em still, eat your fill, 55 years old but not over the hill, im runnin shitt like a dung beetle, and i never sold drugs out the needle, make you look at my package, like an arab boarding a plane, stay on crunk and sip grain, not enough light makes my vision strain, nothin to lose nothing to gain, dingaling like a cypress knee, ladies come sit on me.

the above text was authored by none other than the extremely talented and witty Dr. Neal Rigger, the above text has been edited-only for spelling, in some cases cases, in some cases it wasn't edited at all-by your's truly from the Grave, Digger Nick.

the following is a narrative by Digger Nick:
"so the other day i was chillin with this cat and he goes to telling me this story he telling me about this dudes he battled and what not and how bad they was so the funny thing that he said at the very end he says, so i says to mabel, he said and this i quote "yo, these cats suck...,Digger Nick!" and i says to him, "yeah him do."
your's truly,
the pimp of all panderers,
Sexist Ties Digger Nick

baloo · Post by **baloo** » Jun 26 2003 01:46 pm

Tell your homie not to quit his day job!

baloo · Post by **baloo** » Jun 26 2003 01:57 pm

Look- it's the infamous butt hole muncher
ugly like eddie munster.
Took this other ho down,
slapped her up and humped her
Your shit don't threaten me, it's way the fuck off course
I just might have to take you down, physically by force
come with a rhyme correct, and dont take all day typin it.
all you bitches know im the best, there just aint no fghtin' it

fuck this petty shit, oh and I dont think I was behind.

Infinite · Post by **Infinite** » Jun 26 2003 05:20 pm

haha, jus reading the bullshit ya writing....i think u need a new day job, LMAO
anyways don't talk shit about you being the best....cause you know your not....keep em commin

baloo · Post by **baloo** » Jun 27 2003 12:07 pm

I know im not the best, I dont think i'm close
This shit is funny to me. I'm just trying to bring a laugh, or a smile. Don't take anything seriously. I'm just talking shit....So here is a lil more of it-

Infinite seems to have gotten a lil offended
her man will too, her orgasms are pretended
trying to be nice, a murderer she befriended
I dont take no lip, while im all up in it
dont have time now to complete this rhyme
i'll be back shortly to add a few more lines

baloo · Post by **baloo** » Jun 29 2003 04:13 pm

Well it seems my competition's gotten quiet
belive me, your not the first hoes to try it
im not a rapper so I wont deny it
when infinite drops a cd, i'll be the first to buy it/
her raps sound cheap, almost sloppy when she spits
hopefully she has a voice, a nice ass and some tits
hole puncher tried me, with someone elses rhyme
see his ass on the news, 6 feet down, covered in lime
I'll get some weed, roll it up and spark it
while my homies dig a hole, and wrap his ass in carpet
explorin ya', im borded of ya'
your death is my euphoria
nothing you can say can make me feel defeated
especially your first rhyme,when the battle first got heated
I see if you tired, wont waste your time on this
3 months after your gone, you still wont be missed

Infinite · Post by **Infinite** » Jun 30 2003 02:10 am

sup, jus been chillin, gettin back in the groove of thing's

flowin vicious in every sector
skillfully delicious to the prospector
to each his own passion
mine lyrically blastin

OnE

baloo · Post by **baloo** » Jul 1 2003 02:20 am

vicious in this sector?, this sector's mine!
baloos' next move- to deflect her rhyme\
bounce that sh it back,no hope for rebound
eNation will see that when this page is rewound
went to wild adventures,took some shortys
stopped @ a shell, and bought some 40's
In Fl they restrict your amount of liquor
I guess 40's just get you drunk quicker
now im drunk, so i'm through reply'in(sp)
infinite was on but I won't keep tryin'

junglistanahalf(AIM IM)

baloo · Post by **baloo** » Jul 2 2003 07:09 pm

It looks as if your time on top is spent
yo shit got old, played out like 50cent
Got the hammer pulled back, ready to burst
when I rap live, my shit is always rehearsed
obscene vulgarity in every verse
enough to put your fucking ears in a hearse
I said it before and i'll say it again
If this is a battle girl,baloo's gonna win
I 've never been verbally challenged before
I've been known to lyricly ravage a whore
kill for the score
come back to kill you some more
make sure your ass is dead,
then head for tha door
my shit is nasty
my voice is raspy
hopefully you'll come back and verbally blast me!!!

OOPS!

mo · Post by mo » Jul 8 2003 12:56 am

fuck all you stank bitches ,
never gettin my riches,
leave Yall in some fuckin ditches,
den bounce off hittin switches,
may have fell in love once never gon fall gen,
never be wit one bitch switch up and fuck her friend,
make her earn that damn money,remember never ever lend,
if it's not comin from you then it's comin from other men,
fuck that dirty bitch,
cause she prolly really want ya dead,
fuck that dirty bitch,
cause all you really want is some head,
all she really is is a muthafuckin gold digga,
while you puttin in work she prolly fuckin wit yo nigga,
might have to pull a trigga,
nah let that bitch slide,
it's a million other bad bitches that be down to ride,
let you tag that hide from the back down to the side,
dick her out so deep the bird thought she had done died,
all up in them guts like a drill up in some wood,
bitch was'nt worth a damn,could'nt make me cum good.

came to reclaim!!!!!

ronnie33 · Post by **ronnie33** » Jul 8 2003 01:00 pm

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Jungle Mike · Post by **Jungle Mike** » Jul 9 2003 01:32 pm

dont even touch the ciphA if its not a rhyme,
again i repeat myself for the second time
i bet you thought i was gonna rhyme with the band "sublime"
control-alt-delete, i said bacardI con lime

every figure wanna battle
i started 3 love ciphas and you in seattle
battle my catalogue cuz i just put this one to rest
brooklyn, 'flects one........ooooooooooooooooW gwaNa test?

nobody.

mo · Post by mo » Jul 10 2003 01:51 am

I know you bitches strait up dreadin my fame,
well the mic is my gun and ya'll dead in my aim,
I walk on the wild side and still in the tame,
go home now for you get put to shame,
My people tell me that I'm the missing link,
you and yours act like your shit don't stink,
your just a pussy bitch what do you think,
I'm bleeding red and your still bleeding pink,
so if you think that you've got the battle won,
"YA WRONG MUTHAFUCKER!!!"
the battle's just begun,
I'll poke and taunt your stupid ass just for fun,
go ask your girl about the train I run,
poundin her puss in the light of a candle,
when she said,"YOUR DICK IS SOMETHING THAT I CANNOT HANDLE"

Spyke · Post by **Spyke** » Jul 10 2003 03:05 pm

My little cousin could beat ya'll in a cipher, And he's in daipers/
Got you mad hyper, Runnin from the scope of the sniper/
Listen, whenever you think you got a chance/
Imma take my stance, one look make you shit in your pants/
I'll let ya shit advance, Only so far/
Then we gon have to call an ambulance/
Off the charts, Never forget, I'll rip you apart/
They call me violent, but still they call my rhymes art/
Infinite heart/
Like I pressed (up, up, down, down, A, B, A, B, START)/
Fuck ya girl, fuck ya rock, Leave you in "Awe & Shock"/
Bitch, you fucked up worse than Martha Stewart with stocks/
Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, aimed at your apparel/
You in Peril. On the corner at night goin by the name Carol/
5 Dollars for head, 15 for sex/
I know cus I set the prices, now gimme the checks/
I get twice that for ya girl, but she got a tighter pussy than you/
Pussy, you through/
Only reason you rhyme twice as much is I just ripped you in two/

baloo · Post by **baloo** » Jul 14 2003 12:07 pm

Damn mo, you might have some competition....nah maybe not.

When baloo steps to the mic, put ya hands higher
some evil shit is about to transpire
spyke says he's the shit, he's a damn liar
if his shits hot, my shit's a klan fire\
Mo dont step you'll get slapped in the next cipher
your bitch got took, you was trying to wife her
every time together you was trying to fight her
everybody told you just to one night her/
you say you run trains, well im the conductor
your bitch, I fucked her- she's a blow job instructor
she didn't moan, didn't even scream
until the train hit car thirteen
dick in her ass, ruptured her spleen
"damn how will these blood stains come clean"