How to Shower

[teknotekke]

ok so yea your alone, thats what fanasies are for, not only that you know your gonna get off, you dont have to deal with any stupid boy bull shit, or worry about if he thinks your a whore, or about getting pregnant or an std, and not only that you learn what does get you off and more aout your own body so when you are with some one that sux in bed you can tell them what to do

see now...I just have sex with my woman so I don't have to worry about all those above things...therefore masturbating is just pointless and really no fun for me...

i agree completely.....except....that sometimes you get so good at masterbating, that it is no longer possible for the average guy to get you off!

Guess I better keep on sucking at it and not practicing then...wouldn't want to feel disappointed by my girl

[allmightyone420]

See, normally there is the step of masturbating first, then getting in the shower for us guys!

[4james2S.0]

How to Shower Like a Woman

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How To Shower Like a Man

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Wash your face.

6. Wash your armpits.

7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.

9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

11. Shampoo your hair.

12. Taste your wife's ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

13. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

14. Pee.

15. Rinse off and get out of shower. (What's a floor towel?)

16. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

17. Admire wiener size in mirror again.

18. Leave shower curtain open, water on floor, light and fan on.

19. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

20. Throw wet towel on bed.

I pretty much agree....except with the peeing in the shower thing.....


NASTY!!!!!