Describe your lousiest lay

Preppy Raver · Post by **Preppy Raver** » Jul 9 2004 02:46 pm

D Min wrote:
soulkiss wrote:it does not always take 2 for a lousy lay, some times its just all the other persons fault.

well you gotta educate the person. I can understand from a girls perspective, but if your a guy, its your job to make it good.

hahaha famous last words....i heard many times!

soulkiss · Post by **soulkiss** » Jul 9 2004 02:46 pm

D Min wrote:
soulkiss wrote:it does not always take 2 for a lousy lay, some times its just all the other persons fault.

well you gotta educate the person. I can understand from a girls perspective, but if your a guy, its your job to make it good.

i have tried educating people, it does not always work. some people jsut do not understand.

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Jul 9 2004 02:48 pm

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Spyke · Post by **Spyke** » Jul 9 2004 02:59 pm

Wasn't entering that as my worst lay...far from it...that chick was fucking amazing...just commenting...

soulkiss · Post by **soulkiss** » Jul 9 2004 03:02 pm

this is not a good lay thread go elsewhere with your stories

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Jul 9 2004 03:04 pm

debauchery · Post by **debauchery** » Jul 9 2004 03:07 pm

Sangsuri wrote:I think what makes someone a good lover isn't so much a "technique", but their willingness to listen and learn.....

It's not so much that i don't listen well, I think it is more girls have a hard time telling me what they want...... seeing as their head is usually shoved against a wall!

soulkiss · Post by **soulkiss** » Jul 9 2004 03:08 pm

i can still give instructions with my head shoved in a wall, however if thats the case its being done right

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Jul 9 2004 03:09 pm

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Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Jul 9 2004 03:09 pm

soulkiss wrote:i can still give instructions with my head shoved in a wall, however if thats the case its being done right

Very true.

debauchery · Post by **debauchery** » Jul 9 2004 03:17 pm

soulkiss wrote:i can still give instructions with my head shoved in a wall, however if thats the case its being done right

I like pinning the head against the wall, and drilling her as hard as i can, so her cranium bangs against the wall.... that way her roomates can hear!!! Than as though they aren't pissed off enough that i woke them up at 5am, i go into the fridge, drink one of their beers and eat any left overs in the fridge!

soulkiss · Post by **soulkiss** » Jul 9 2004 03:19 pm

well at least at my house the beer in the fridge would be mine and probally sitting in there for a month

debauchery · Post by **debauchery** » Jul 9 2004 03:28 pm

soulkiss wrote:well at least at my house the beer in the fridge would be mine and probally sitting in there for a month

Waht about left-overs?

soulkiss · Post by **soulkiss** » Jul 9 2004 03:38 pm

there are not normally left overs, but they would also probally be mine, and i try to clean out my fridge once a week so they wont be old

debauchery · Post by **debauchery** » Jul 9 2004 03:44 pm

soulkiss wrote:there are not normally left overs, but they would also probally be mine, and i try to clean out my fridge once a week so they wont be old

Nice! Now if only you were into the morning after sex as well, we might be getting somewhere!