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Sinecure · Post by **Sinecure** » Oct 3 2004 11:20 pm

ok so i got to page six and i just had to post but. . .

sex in the car. . . a definate yes try the front seat of a CRX with the guy(6'2") on top!

anal - eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww but after having it with my ex gurl i can say that all girls would like it, IF it was done correctly (lube , slow and gentle, and hello ladies FUCKIN RELAX!! of course it would hurt if your tense!!) and i do agree with the having right "size" guy . . . but it's still gross

oral - good for foreplay but thats it, it ends up getting boring after awhile and don't try to give me that " most girls don't know how" bullshit. it just gets boring and it hurts my piercings after awhile too . . . ummm n/m

so back to reading the rest of this funny shit

Sinecure · Post by **Sinecure** » Oct 3 2004 11:59 pm

so after finally reading all 19 pages of pure humor i have two more things to ask. . .
1. facials - have you girls let your bois do it and what is the big deal? guyz get your juice all over their face

(YAY!!)

2. the thread about farting during blow job was fuckin hillarious . . .damn i can't even type it without laughing (thats some sick shit) but how is a boy supposed to handle this if he were to know he was gonna? and have any of you girls ever farted (pause- LOL - owww it hurts from laughing)when a guy was goin down on you?

i figure you can't really say "wait, stop fer a sec, i gotta fart"(owww again)
but if you ever want that pleasure from that person again (owwww) you better at least sto them b4 hand.

what to do what to do

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Oct 4 2004 10:04 am

Sinecure wrote: i figure you can't really say "wait, stop fer a sec, i gotta fart"(owww again)

HOLD IT IN!

oracle · Post by **oracle** » Oct 4 2004 12:37 pm

Sangsuri wrote:
Sinecure wrote: i figure you can't really say "wait, stop fer a sec, i gotta fart"(owww again)

HOLD IT IN!

extended durations of housing methane gas may lead to spontaneous combustion (according to southpark - my sole source of wisdom)

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Oct 4 2004 12:42 pm

That is the funniest thing I've heard all day.

Hey, isn't there a term for that "other thing" that kind of sounds lika a fart?

oracle · Post by **oracle** » Oct 4 2004 01:00 pm

queef

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Oct 4 2004 01:02 pm

Is that the medical term, or is that just slang?

Sinecure · Post by **Sinecure** » Oct 4 2004 01:03 pm

wait you never answered the question if you have

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Oct 4 2004 01:05 pm

Never have farted.

Sinecure · Post by **Sinecure** » Oct 4 2004 01:07 pm

yeah the whole vag fart thing is called a queef and its really funny if your goin down on a girl and you gently blow into them and then push on there tummy

they get really embarrassed

and pissed

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Oct 4 2004 01:08 pm

Omigod that's wrong!!!!

Sinecure · Post by **Sinecure** » Oct 4 2004 01:19 pm

yeah girls don't fart
sorry i forgot when i asked

Sinecure · Post by **Sinecure** » Oct 4 2004 01:24 pm

yeah but i would never do that to any random chick but hell honestly after i was with my ex fer like a year and a half, i was just fuckin around . . . . . . you end up getting comfortable with people and doin some weird ass shit

but i suppose you've never been with anybody for a long while and done really weird shit in the bedroom! just straight forward sex for cat, huh!?

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Oct 4 2004 01:44 pm

Not at all true. I just have this thing about farting and going to the bathroom....I'm very private about it. I don't mind other people farting or taking a shit in front of me....I just can't bring myself to do it around others.

Even my ex-husband was not allowed in the bathroom when I had to do #2. I'm also deathly afraid of using public restrooms.

Yeah, I'm pretty weird like that. But I've never been accused of being conservative in the bedroom