Describe your lousiest lay

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Jul 12 2004 10:38 am

Oh.

Well, that might be a compliment to some.....

Chad Richey · Post by **Chad Richey** » Jul 12 2004 05:35 pm

Loll... Cat that was meant for bitch aka katie

Preppy Raver · Post by **Preppy Raver** » Jul 12 2004 07:38 pm

dj rip-a wrote:Loll... Cat that was meant for bitch aka katie

i like it when you call me bitch then spank me on the ass!!

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Jul 12 2004 08:49 pm

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Chad Richey · Post by **Chad Richey** » Jul 12 2004 08:51 pm

ummm scroll up and read a little..

she started the war...with lies i tell u.. lies....lol

fuk i am bored

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Jul 12 2004 08:52 pm

But still, us girls need to stick together

Chad Richey · Post by **Chad Richey** » Jul 12 2004 08:58 pm

k.. u do that

spektrum · Post by **spektrum** » Jul 12 2004 09:05 pm

Lousiest lay.....

I once dated this white bird.

This girl didn't know jack SHIT about fuckin, making love, swinging, slow head....NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

Being the savior I am....I dedicated my time to trying to teach this woman a little somethin somethin, but needless to say....it freakin backfired.

I toed her every which way till Friday and she still didn't make a sound!

I remember giving this girl the shocker, but not even a PEEP!

She would breathe a little heavy and when she came she would just tense up and wrap her legs/arms around me so that I couldn't move until she was finished, but that was IT.

Needless to say it only lasted about a week or so, but I have never, EVER offered my services to someone like that since.

:shiver:

Still makes me shake when I think about it.

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Jul 12 2004 09:20 pm

I think you lost me on the bird analogies....

or maybe I'm just having a blonde moment.

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Jul 12 2004 09:28 pm

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teknotekke · Post by **teknotekke** » Jul 12 2004 09:36 pm

hahaha ^^^^ American Pie great...

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Jul 12 2004 09:37 pm

I ran into that guy a few years ago...but he turned into a jerk.

teknotekke · Post by **teknotekke** » Jul 12 2004 09:51 pm

ok so there was this girl i met that from the moment i met her i knew we both shared and instant mutual attraction.

she caught my attention in every way. she was really hot.

well we spent quite a bit of time together and each time i saw her the intensity between us grew and each time she told me all the things she wanted to do to me. our flirting was completely out of control. so needless to say i was really excited when the time came.

so it happened and it was just a diappointment.

i had built myself up for this amazing moment and it was just a let down. she just wanted to lay there and gaze into my eyes.

she freaked all out and said she didn't know what to do, after talking all that shit. she barely even touched me. and that's the end of my story.

spektrum · Post by **spektrum** » Jul 12 2004 11:11 pm

^ Reminds me of the girl I wrote about above.

Talked all the trash like she was something serious in the bed, but couldn't perform when she was put on the spot.