Least Popular "Your Momma So Fat..." Jokes.

[TOY CRUSHER]

[Taken from Modern Humorist]

Yo momma's so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second, and third.

Yo momma's so fat, she tried the Atkins diet but couldn't get past the induction phase since her cravings for sweets and complex carbohydrates proved too powerful to overcome.

Yo momma's so fat, one time when two co-workers (who couldn't have been more than a size six) were discussing liposuction procedures to correct their "little pot bellies," they quickly changed the subject when they saw her walk by. Feeling insecure and ashamed, yo momma herself began looking into stomach staple surgery only to discover that the procedure wasn't covered by her insurance.

Yo momma's so fat, your aunt Kathy continually pesters her to get checked for diabetes since overweight people are twice as likely as normal-weight people to develop type 2 diabetes -- not to mention heart disease, high blood pressure, and high cholesterol.

Yo momma's so fat, she bought an issue of Cosmo for an article on breast self-exams but became deeply depressed when bombarded by page after page of images perpetuating an impossible standard of beauty. That night she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep.

Yo momma's so fat, she hasn't been intimate with anyone in nearly seven years. She tried online dating, posting an older photo from when she was slightly less overweight. The first few men didn't call back for a second date, and she realized it was because they felt deceived. She's since given up on dating altogether, and somewhere, in the deepest recesses of her soul, feels undeserving of love from any human
being.

[Preppy Raver]

i like it...diffently a change from the norm.

[dandmantra]

DANG. That's one fat muthafucka.

[BREAKSOFUNKY05]

wow those are definatly all you can eat jokes