Romantic Valentines Verses

[SilentWhisper]

Romantic Valentines Verses

If you get stuck - try some of these:
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line:

"Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed."


"I thought that I could love no other,
Until, that is, I met your brother."


"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head."


"Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face"


"Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not"


"I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face"


"I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!"


"My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life"


"I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming"


"My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way"


"My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"


"What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime"

[allmightyone420]

Where were you when I was trying to come up with great "I hate Valentine's Day" lines...I gotta remember these!!!

[Lori]

Best poetry I've heard in a long time...thanks for making my morning!

[Just The Tone]

Happily I can say that no one has ever said these to me. But then the DGP wasn't speaking to me on Valentines Day!

(sarcastic sense of humor, no one be alarmed or offended)

[MaZen]

Someone please pass me a hanky. Those were pretty funny.

[BREAKSOFUNKY05]

happiness is taking you fav horse to the glue factory..then you can eat him...yummy elmers