Describe your lousiest lay
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Lori
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Describe your lousiest lay
Let's see who had the biggest waste of time!
I think you'd be cuter if I were drunker (((hic))).
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allmightyone420
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I once met this young lady who was HOT by any standards, but especially mine. She calls up one night saying she was with a mutual friend and wanted to stop by. Ok fine, I give her directions and they come over with beers in hand. She then starts to tell me how hot she thinks my ass looks in jeans and asking if I wouldn't mind her spending the night. Ok fine, we get to bed and she just wants to lay there. I mean..."can I turn you over? can I go down on you? can I have you on top? I own two different versions of the Karma Sutra if you wanna try something?" Anything to get her to wanna do something other than just let me pound her. All were responded to "No, I just wanna lay here." Ok fine, I will give you one night to say you were drunk...but for the month or so we were sleeping together I couldn't get her off her back!
Sad part is, every time I would say fuck it and just "finish" she would lay around for a sec then say "wake me up if you wanna do me again" like I enjoyed doing all the work.
She was hot though!
Sad part is, every time I would say fuck it and just "finish" she would lay around for a sec then say "wake me up if you wanna do me again" like I enjoyed doing all the work.
She was hot though!
Adikt wrote:aside from that its all Techno hahaha...damn fist pumpers
ok so i'm a little freaky and vanilla sex does not do it for me.....at all, unless there are feelings involved, thats different. so there was this hot guy that used to come into the restaurant i worked at, he came to a party one of the bartenders threw, so i went home with him. he has not interested in doing anything other than missionary style, i was not wet at all, and could not get it through his head, i'm not wet, i'm not enjoying this, dry latex does not feel good, we need to do something else, so i finally had to push him of of me and throw a fit take me home now or i'm gonna walk.
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
It's good girls that keep diaries; bad girls never have the time.
It's good girls that keep diaries; bad girls never have the time.
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Dj Cliff Davis
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Chad Richey
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Spyke wrote:lol @ Chad...blisters must suck to, huh man?
I've had leg cramps when I'm with a girl...about 2 hours into sex with Rage Against the Machine as the soundtrack...Can't really say where as it's a terrible thing though as the simple solution is just to get the girl on top so my legs can rest.
that is not a lousy lay................. you loose
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
It's good girls that keep diaries; bad girls never have the time.
It's good girls that keep diaries; bad girls never have the time.
