Describe your lousiest lay

soulkiss · Post by **soulkiss** » Jul 9 2004 03:45 pm

sometimes

debauchery · Post by **debauchery** » Jul 9 2004 03:56 pm

Should be all the time, unless the sex was a bit intense the night before and your sore!

soulkiss · Post by **soulkiss** » Jul 9 2004 04:06 pm

no sometimes i want to sleep until i absolutly have to get ready for work

Chad Richey · Post by **Chad Richey** » Jul 9 2004 04:40 pm

i think my worst lay was this chick who was a virgin.. man she didnt know how to do anything right..

gotta be the ones that just expect u to do it missionary and then they dont really move to much.. thats kinda annoying..

heres my quote... something to remember me by.. also goes for getting head also..

a bad lay is like a bad pizza, still better than nothing..

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Jul 9 2004 04:44 pm

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Chad Richey · Post by **Chad Richey** » Jul 9 2004 04:45 pm

that was a joke.. cant really tell the sarcasm over the internet

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Jul 9 2004 04:46 pm

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Chad Richey · Post by **Chad Richey** » Jul 9 2004 05:56 pm

what was the one under ur breath?

Preppy Raver · Post by **Preppy Raver** » Jul 9 2004 05:57 pm

prolly pencil dick!

Chad Richey · Post by **Chad Richey** » Jul 9 2004 06:00 pm

almost said something mean ... but dont know why i stopped myself

Preppy Raver · Post by **Preppy Raver** » Jul 9 2004 06:03 pm

dj rip-a wrote:almost said something mean ... but dont know why i stopped myself

Lori · Post by **Lori** » Jul 10 2004 07:13 pm

OK, years and years ago...before I knew there was a Ken...

This guy named Mike in Ocala, he looked like Garth Brooks and thought he was God's frigging gift. I went out with him a few times, he was nice and all, and there wasn't a thing wrong with him. I really liked him and still think he is a fun, smart, classy guy.

But in the sack...ok, well, hold up your thumb. There you go...and that's fully inflated, by the way. I swear, and may lightning strike me and fry me to a crisp if I am lying...it was done and over with before I even knew he was THERE. And know what? He thought he was Don fucking Juan. He thought I never felt anything like it! Well, that's true, considering I never even felt it at all.

Preppy Raver · Post by **Preppy Raver** » Jul 10 2004 07:17 pm

Lori wrote:OK, years and years ago...before I knew there was a Ken...

This guy named Mike in Ocala, he looked like Garth Brooks and thought he was God's frigging gift. I went out with him a few times, he was nice and all, and there wasn't a thing wrong with him. I really liked him and still think he is a fun, smart, classy guy.

But in the sack...ok, well, hold up your thumb. There you go...and that's fully inflated, by the way. I swear, and may lightning strike me and fry me to a crisp if I am lying...it was done and over with before I even knew he was THERE. And know what? He thought he was Don fucking Juan. He thought I never felt anything like it! Well, that's true, considering I never even felt it at all.

umm that has happened to me once before...but i cant hate on him, he was good at slow head!

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Jul 12 2004 10:28 am

dj rip-a wrote:almost said something mean ... but dont know why i stopped myself

Why would you have said something mean? I told you I took it back.....

Preppy Raver · Post by **Preppy Raver** » Jul 12 2004 10:33 am

Sangsuri wrote:
dj rip-a wrote:almost said something mean ... but dont know why i stopped myself
Why would you have said something mean? I told you I took it back.....

i think he was talking to me....i called him a pencil dick.