weird things that turn you off

debauchery · Post by **debauchery** » Jul 12 2004 06:10 am

So i meet a cute girl at a gas station (i figure it is just as good as the strip clubs i usually meet my women at) and we hit it off. After i get her digits, she goes up to the counter to pay for her gas... i notice something. Her third toe is as long as her first two, and concievably even longer due to the angle at which i was standing. I held back my vomit, and threw her # away!

I also don't like titty rings, overly-affectionate girls, girl's who don't drink beer, and girls who think it is slutty to sleep with somebody too soon. Listen, your only a slut when I catch you sleeping with someone else!

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Jul 12 2004 07:58 am

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debauchery · Post by **debauchery** » Jul 12 2004 12:06 pm

Sangsuri wrote:It's Shallow Hal!!!!

Was that the second or third toe? I don't mind if the second is long, but the 3rd is plain gross!

D Min · Post by **D Min** » Jul 12 2004 01:23 pm

As long as your not someone who complains about being single, you an ber as picky as you want

Spyke · Post by **Spyke** » Jul 12 2004 01:55 pm

Turn off #1~ Blonde at bar: "AKwhat? Is that techno?"

Turn off #2~ Girl in miniskirt and tounge piercing pointing at other girl in mini skirt: "What a slut, she's so nasty!!"

Turn off #3~ Girl smoking cigarette: "You shouldn't smoke pot, it's not good for you!"

Physical turn offs are too hard to break apart. One thing could turn me off about this girl that wouldn't be so bad on this other girl. You know, like a big nose could be made up for with big tits, and so forth

D Min · Post by **D Min** » Jul 12 2004 01:57 pm

Turn offs=

Liars

Bad teeth

compliment fishers

Spyke · Post by **Spyke** » Jul 12 2004 02:01 pm

D Min wrote:Turn offs=

compliment fishers

Oh yes.

debauchery · Post by **debauchery** » Jul 12 2004 02:41 pm

Last time i was at Martiny's with Chad and we are chatting up this fuckin hot ass chick. I told her i spun, house, she said "what's house". I turned and walked away without saying a word, leaving Chad standing there! Classic!

Angie · Post by **Angie** » Jul 12 2004 03:25 pm

haha. you guys have typical turn offs. I don't like guys that cuss profusely. Don't smoke with me, ha, honestly, break beat guys kinda get on my nerves. Don't really like hairy guys either.

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Jul 12 2004 03:28 pm

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Angie · Post by **Angie** » Jul 12 2004 03:41 pm

no guys that shave like that are DEF out of the question! Hair is okay, just not a lot.

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Jul 12 2004 03:45 pm

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Spyke · Post by **Spyke** » Jul 12 2004 03:53 pm

Angie wrote: Don't smoke with me, ha,

I so tried to catch you coming out of POTD...I was standing there with a rolled joint! Oh well, next time!

Chad Richey · Post by **Chad Richey** » Jul 12 2004 04:51 pm

debauchery wrote:Last time i was at Martiny's with Chad and we are chatting up this fuckin hot ass chick. I told her i spun, house, she said "what's house". I turned and walked away without saying a word, leaving Chad standing there! Classic!

haha.. that was funny... but hey i really dont give a fuck to what she listens to... i can deal with her not knowing what house is for 1 night.

Chad Richey · Post by **Chad Richey** » Jul 12 2004 04:53 pm

Ian.. next time do this.. it would be some funny shit...

sleep with girl who dosent know what house is, sneak out to car in the morning and get "I slept with Debauchey, and all i got was this t-shirt".. then lay that on the bed and leave..