guess i will never have to worry about you hitting on maile then (you have two out of four correct from above)debauchery wrote:....I also don't like titty rings, overly-affectionate girls, girl's who don't drink beer, and girls who think it is slutty to sleep with somebody too soon. Listen, your only a slut when I catch you sleeping with someone else!

my turn-offs (i guess they are not weird, but oh well, here they are):
> hairy bushes - it's the new millineum for god's sake, a landing strip is ok, nothing at all is prefered
> girls with facial stubble - the kind that you don't know is there until you kiss the girl and it feels like your kissing a man or something
> girls who don't eat
> hairy bushes - can't stress this one enough
> when girls try to talk dirty during sex but just sound silly
i'm sure there's more, but that's all i have for now