Recently we have received credible intelligence
that there have been seven terrorists working in your office.
Six of the seven have been apprehended.
Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin
and Bin Butt-Kissin have all been taken into custody.
At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh
cell member, Bin Workin, has been found at your office.
We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will
be very easy to spot. You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time.
So, keep on doing what you Bin Doin!