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>>>Virtual girlfriend could end dating woes<<<

HONG KONG, China (AP) -- She needs to be coddled with sweet talk and pampered with gifts, but you'll never see her in the flesh, says a Hong Kong company that's developing a "virtual girlfriend" for new cell phones with video capability.

Artificial Life, Inc.'s electronic love interest will appear as an animated figure on a telephone screen. But she'll require a lot of attention, involving virtual flowers and diamonds, company spokeswoman Ada Fong said on Monday.

The gifts will keep the relationship going from one level to the next -- and even though it's all made up of cold, hard data, suitors will have to pay cold, hard cash for the gifts.

The amounts have yet to be determined, Fong said.

Users of so-called third-generation, or 3G, cell phones who subscribe to the game can send text messages to the virtual woman, who'll respond by voice, Fong said.

If she's neglected, "she'll be unhappy and she won't talk to you," she added.

The game doesn't allow interactions of a sexual nature, Fong said, calling it "suitable for all ages."

The company hopes to develop a virtual boyfriend for women by early next year.

The virtual girlfriend is similar to the popular Tamagotchi "pet" concept developed by Japan's Bandai Co., Fong said.

Artificial Life hopes to launch the service in the English, Japanese and Korean languages in late November. No 3G operators have agreed to offer it yet, she said.
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soon...girls will be replaced with superintelligent cyborgs that never age, stay in perfect shape, and will do your bidding when asked...

actual girls will become obsolete...

the human race will stop reproducing and we will die off...

but after we create superintelligent/supersexy cyborg women, really we will have reached the peak of creation and not need to exist anymore...
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Post by TrixR4Me »

Thats a lil to scary to think about 8O
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Post by allmightyone420 »

Ok...part of me finds this to be a sick way for real humans to be pushed out by machines all for the mighty dollar...

The other part of me is lonely actually and is wondering where to buy one!!!!
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i thought you were giving away yours
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Sangsuri wrote:wow Adam.....Ian was right about you................
uh oh
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Post by Larz »

hydra wrote:soon...girls will be replaced with superintelligent cyborgs that never age, stay in perfect shape, and will do your bidding when asked...

actual girls will become obsolete...

the human race will stop reproducing and we will die off...

but after we create superintelligent/supersexy cyborg women, really we will have reached the peak of creation and not need to exist anymore...
but until then, i will stick with betty....my blowup doll
she makes this cool woosh sound when we.........oh nevermind
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Post by debauchery »

hydra wrote:soon...girls will be replaced with superintelligent cyborgs that never age, stay in perfect shape, and will do your bidding when asked...

actual girls will become obsolete...

the human race will stop reproducing and we will die off...

but after we create superintelligent/supersexy cyborg women, really we will have reached the peak of creation and not need to exist anymore...
Yeah, but i would hate that. Half the fun is thinking in your head, "i can't believe this girl is actually letting me do this to her!"

And also thinking, "I can't believe this girl doesn't realize how much better she is than me!"

If i had some drone, i could never make these pontifications!
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Post by manus »

debauchery wrote:
hydra wrote:soon...girls will be replaced with superintelligent cyborgs that never age, stay in perfect shape, and will do your bidding when asked...

actual girls will become obsolete...

the human race will stop reproducing and we will die off...

but after we create superintelligent/supersexy cyborg women, really we will have reached the peak of creation and not need to exist anymore...
Yeah, but i would hate that. Half the fun is thinking in your head, "i can't believe this girl is actually letting me do this to her!"

And also thinking, "I can't believe this girl doesn't realize how much better she is than me!"

If i had some drone, i could never make these pontifications!
hahaha so right! :twisted:
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Post by hydra »

i am actually an android, ill admit it!
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hydra wrote:soon...girls will be replaced with superintelligent cyborgs that never age, stay in perfect shape, and will do your bidding when asked...

actual girls will become obsolete...

the human race will stop reproducing and we will die off...

but after we create superintelligent/supersexy cyborg women, really we will have reached the peak of creation and not need to exist anymore...
read MonaLisa Overdrive by William Gibson
good sci-fi stuff, along those lines
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Post by hydra »

sounds interesting, ill hafta check it out next time im at the bookstore
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Post by slektAh »

oh cool! just what i need more trolls on my cell fone =X
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