Whats your Sex Sign?

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jenjones
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Post by jenjones »

Cancer
You're a total pleaser.
One sample of your touch, and anyone is hooked.
You're so good that you've gotten people off just with your incredible kissing.
You're a bit of a romantic, and you only have sex that's meaningful.
Cancer, you are a born pleaser.
Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure.
An incurable romantic, you adore being courted.
You'll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens.

You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing.
You are a celebrated kisser.
You also like to touch and fondle yourself.
Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age.
As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic.
Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you.

You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction.
You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make.
You have the most communicative body language of any sign.

You are very emotional, and you constantly need an emotional outlet.
Frequent sex seems to calm you down.
But you are old fashioned, and a quickie is not your style.
You prefer long, slow seductions, erotic masasages, and lots of oral sex.
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Post by jenjones »

How's unemployment treating ya, Cat? You up for getting the girls together and cooking dinner??? You guys have lots of room now!
:D
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Post by Sangsuri »

We're just waiting on you girl!
Bstubbs

Post by Bstubbs »

Your Sex Sign is Gemini!


You're a sexual wild child who's aiming to do it all - or die trying.
Getting with you is a total adventure, so people should only hop on if they can handle the ride.
No one can predict your next sex move... you'll do anything to get off!

Gemini, people better look out for you.
You need a lover who is a match for your wit, intelligence, and sexual curiousity.
You are unpredictible, moody, highly entertaining, adventurous, versatile, and an incredible flirt.
You have the tendency to be promiscious.
You hardly ever wear underwear, and you are the most likely of all the signs to shave ... down there.

Your sexual curiousity knows no bounds.
You'll try anything and try it often.
You jump at the chance to engage in threesomes - but only if it's a guy-guy-girl thing.
Typically, an orgy will always revolve around you.

You love gadgets, especially sex toys.
Being highly sexual, you love to incorporate sex toys in to intercourse.
It's a challenge to keep up with you...
And your lover must be willing change sexual positions and techniques to keep you satisfied.

You are an unpredictible person who seeks the same in a lover.
You like sex in unusual places, including: phonebooths, movie theaters, and airplane bathrooms.
Bstubbs

Post by Bstubbs »

jenjones wrote:How's unemployment treating ya, Cat? You up for getting the girls together and cooking dinner??? You guys have lots of room now!
:D

jen Jones from laudi?
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Post by Sangsuri »

nope.
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