god damn neighbors!!!!

hydra · Post by **hydra** » Sep 23 2004 07:19 pm

its not bad enough they come downstairs and try and make friends with me...

but i have to hear them having sex every day!!!

and its not like she has to be so loud...it almost feels like god is taunting me saying 'hey, im going to let everyone else experience bodily pleasures except for you....but im actually going to MAKE you listen to other people doing it loudly to remind you what you are not experiencing'

~rant~
god dammit, i am going to read up on how to make myself asexual...thus not caring...

if bill gates got laid in high school, would we have windows right now? i highly doubt it...maybe ill accomplish more in the future because of this?

a giant fuck you to my sex drive....and to all women out there for keeping me in torture 24/7

i cant even fathom a possibility of ever being in a situation again that i will ever get laid in...it is over, i give up on females at 21 years of age, and having had 4 sexual partners...i need to re-take up my addiction to pot, at least then i didnt care!!!

blarg!!!

~end rant~

ps...the enation sex thread doesnt help either!

Marta · Post by **Marta** » Sep 23 2004 07:23 pm

aww poor hydra....just get some lotion and help yourself. who needs a girl!
hahahaha

hydra · Post by **hydra** » Sep 23 2004 07:25 pm

according to this asexual stuff, i cant do that!

Larz · Post by **Larz** » Sep 23 2004 08:50 pm

whoa, is that in the asexual manual or something ?

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Sep 23 2004 10:29 pm

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Angie · Post by **Angie** » Sep 23 2004 11:01 pm

don't worry Adam... it'll be alright!

hydra · Post by **hydra** » Sep 23 2004 11:33 pm

hah, i don't think ill become asexual---i just needed to vent, thanks for listening...i just need to chill, not worry about girls, and just wait and let it happen

no rush, no worries, let it flowwww

oracle · Post by **oracle** » Sep 23 2004 11:56 pm

lol, that reminds me, B was bangin this chick the other night and i swear to god she sounded like the mating call for a blue whale, along with the bed frame ramming the wall for hours. it was fuggin hilarious, i couldn't stop laughing, but then i was getting pissed 'cause i couldn't sleep.

Sangsuri · Post by **Sangsuri** » Sep 24 2004 09:57 am

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debauchery · Post by **debauchery** » Sep 24 2004 11:47 am

I don't get it singer, girls come up to me all the time and ask if i know you. Than they come up to me at 238, and say your supposed to meet them there.

Being in the same place as a girl usually helps when one is trying to get laid Adam!

I garauntee if you would come out with me more this wouldn't be a problem! Tell chris Salt you will IM him later and come to 238 tonight!

allmightyone420 · Post by **allmightyone420** » Sep 24 2004 12:56 pm

That does suck...good thing I live on the top floor.

Just remember brother, women are like city busses...another one will be by in 20 minutes!

debauchery · Post by **debauchery** » Sep 24 2004 01:01 pm

allmightyone420 wrote:That does suck...good thing I live on the top floor.

Just remember brother, women are like city busses...another one will be by in 20 minutes!

So true! Guys get too worked up about trying to find a lady or get laid. The best part is, as soon as you stop giving a shit, they come after you like a bitch in heat!

gretchen ross · Post by **gretchen ross** » Sep 24 2004 02:31 pm

debauchery wrote:
allmightyone420 wrote:That does suck...good thing I live on the top floor.

Just remember brother, women are like city busses...another one will be by in 20 minutes!
So true! Guys get too worked up about trying to find a lady or get laid. The best part is, as soon as you stop giving a shit, they come after you like a bitch in heat!

Last night was a perfect example. I salute you debauchery...you are the master of this game

Angie · Post by **Angie** » Sep 24 2004 02:51 pm

psh....
Adam's not just lookin to get laid.

hydra · Post by **hydra** » Sep 24 2004 04:08 pm

actually my luck/attitude took a complete 180 today...damn that was a good day of classes!