A man goes into....

[Guest]

see his psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.....the doctors say's "i can clearly see your nuts"

[Larz]

see his psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.....the doctors say's "i can clearly see your nuts"

i posted this joke but it showed me as a guest.......now don't i feel special

[kittin]

haha, good one..

[Guest]

ew

[slektAh]

OT & ew

[oracle]

on the topic of nut jokes:

a pirate walks into a bar with a car steering wheel hanging from his zipper. the bartender says to the pirate: "hey pirate, you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper right?" and the pirate responds: "aarrrrr, it's driving me nuts!"



knee slapper

[Larz]

another nut joke:
a nurse in a metal ward goes into a room and sees peanut shells, pecan shells, pistoshio shells all over the room, she looks up and sees an old man with an hard-on and a half of a wallnut shell on the head of his pecker. the nurse ask what the hell is going on in here? the old man replied " I FUCKING NUTS "

[kittin]

@ both of those