Since it's bike week............

[Larz]

The founder of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson,
died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "You've been a good man and your
motorcycles have changed the world.

Your reward is, you can hang out with
anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with
God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and God recognized Arthur and
commented, "So you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson
motorcycles, eh?"

Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."

God commented, "Well, what's the big deal about inventing something that's
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the
inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "Professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your
invention:

There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;

It chatters constantly at high speeds;

Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

And the maintenance costs are outrageous!"

Hmmmm, you may have some good points there, "replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited
for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
"but
according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.

[Preppy Raver]

VVVRRRRROOOOMMMMM!!

[TrixR4Me]

wait this week is bike week?

[Larz]

no i'm about a week late.

[TrixR4Me]

Ok good I thought I was going crazy..lol..

[Elmo]

Ha good stuff!!........bike week was crazy!

[TrixR4Me]

shush... Im thinking seeing you do a beer stand was crazy.hahah. unfortunatly I didn't get to meet you proper like... Next year Im so going to Bike week