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Larz · Post by **Larz** » Jul 27 2005 08:53 am

What Religion is Your Bra?
>A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to
>the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
>What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
>Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
>Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
>shape, size, color and material imaginable.
>
>
>Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types
>of
>bras to choose from.
>Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
>There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the
>Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
>
>Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
>The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
>
>The Catholic type supports the masses.
>The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
>The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
>The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
>
>Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
>used to define bra sizes?
>If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
>for, it is about time you became informed!
>
>(A} Almost Boobs...
>{B} Barely there.
>{C} Can't Complain!
>{D} Dang!
>{DD} Double dang!
>{E} Enormous!
>{F} Fake.
>{G} Get a Reduction.
>{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
>Send this to all that will appreciate it!
>They forgot the German bra.
>
>
>Holtzemfromfloppen!

Dawn · Post by **Dawn** » Jul 27 2005 09:13 pm

<-- double dang

Preppy Raver · Post by **Preppy Raver** » Jul 28 2005 10:14 am

MaZen · Post by **MaZen** » Jul 28 2005 10:33 am

Almost - Barely there

funny stuff btw. Thanks for posting it.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » Jul 28 2005 10:53 am

KZ the Fabulous wrote:<-- Barely there.

your picture looks more like a c
or are is that a wonder bra, ah doesn't matter
(btw, wonder bar...........mans greatest invention)

Larz · Post by **Larz** » Jul 28 2005 11:41 am

KZ the Fabulous wrote:
Larz42 wrote:
KZ the Fabulous wrote:<-- Barely there.
your picture looks more like a c
or are is that a wonder bra, ah doesn't matter
(btw, wonder bar...........mans greatest invention)
lmfao that isnt me thats my favorite hard house DJ Lisa Lashes

lol......now i feel like a ninkompoop

cocoon · Post by **cocoon** » Jul 31 2005 08:22 am

{N} Nothing there

albino kitty · Post by **albino kitty** » Sep 29 2005 09:10 pm

<~ Barely Cant Complain!