A Guy walks into a bar. Says to the bartender,
"Hey, bartender! Gimme a rum & coke!"
Bartender lays an apple on the bar. Guy says,
"What's this?"
Bartender says, "It's your rum & coke."
Guy says, "This ain't a rum & coke. This is an apple!"
Bartender says, "Take a bite." So the guy takes a bite, and sure
enough, it tastes just like rum.
Guy says, "Hey, this tastes just like rum!"
Bartender says, "Turn it over." Guy turns the apple over, and sure
enough, it tastes just like coke.
"This is great!" says the guy. "Coolest thing I
ever saw. You got a vodka & orange juice back there for me?"
Bartender puts another apple on the bar.
Guy bites the first side, vodka; sure enough, he turns it over, takes a
bite, and it tastes just like
orange juice.
"This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen!" says the guy.
"Hey...you know what you should do? You should make an apple that
tastes like pussy!"
Bartender puts an apple on the bar.
Guy says, "Naaah. Come on, man! Really?" The guy picks up the apple and
takes a bite. He spits it out and
makes a terrible face. "Hey man! What's wrong with you? This tastes
like
shit!"
Bartender says, "Turn it over."