An elderly couple had been dating for some time.
Finally they decided it might be time for marriage.
But before tying the knot, they went out for a heart
to heart talk over dinner about whether it would
really work out. They discussed finances, living
arrangements, snoring, and so on.
Finally, the gentleman decided it was time to broach
the subject of their physical relationship. "How do
you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have
to say that I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then
looking over his glasses, he casually asked, "Was that
one word or two?"
Larz42 wrote:i guess it's not a good joke if ya gotta explain it........sorry
I got it, and I thought it was funny...what more do you need?
i need a beer
newcastle preferably
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"three smart fellows, they felt smart".....(say that 3 times fast when your drunk)
you end up saying "3 fart smellas, they smelt fart"
