How to translate someone's night out....

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MR.NICEGUY
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How to translate someone's night out....

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So how was the club last night? [made up answers(Real answers)]

1. The crowd was really snobby (I was the ugliest person there)


2. The crowd was really bad (I was the best looking person there)


3. The International DJ was really rocking hard (I took 4 pills)


4. The warm-up DJ rocked (We dropped our pills too early)


5. Actually the DJ really sucked (No-one could get pills)


6. The music was really dark and dubby (so we took acid instead)


7. The place was full of glams (I got very drunk)


8. I met this girl/boy and we just really connected (we both had heaps of coke)


9. You know I think s/he's could be the one (after the coke we took 2 pills each)


10. I couldn't believe it we chatted until midday (we had some MDA)


11. I'm going to ask her/him to marry me (the MDA just brought my pills back on)


12. Yeah all bouncers suck (I'm too ugly to get in anywhere)


13. But that barman's a good guy (we did coke once)


14. Yeah he's a top guy, straight up (a lot of coke)


15. I always tip him (he paid for it too)


16. The chicks were stuck up (I went home alone)


17. I wasn't really able to mingle with the crowd (too much K)


18. I could do with a red bull (Can't get on to any speed)


19. I can't believe the price of drinks here! (I'm having a drug free weekend)


20. I had an awesome night (I can't remember a thing)


21. I'm a little buggered and probably shouldn't go out (I haven't slept in 5 days)


22. I'm feeling a bit tired (Got any?)
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Post by Larz »

hehehehe funnaay

23. Last nite was a blur (I had xanax)
24. Ever chick was making me horney (I thought they were xanax but it must have been viagra)
25. I remember every thing last nite (I got bogus pills)
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Post by Angie »

no. not funny. You should go to rehab or somethin'.
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Post by Larz »

rehab is for quitters
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