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I messed my neck up this morning while I was wanking in the shower. It hurts.





























I was really washing my hair, but that doesn't make for good message board banter.
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JPExpress wrote:I messed my neck up this morning while I was wanking in the shower
JPExpress wrote:I'm listening to a Sas-a set right now. I like his deeper direction he's going. It makes me want to touch myself.
that's the second reference this week to touching yourself JP...

in a dry spell, eh? = /

also the second shower reference this week:
oracle wrote:and i look around me and there's 4 different types of conditioner, 2 types of shampoo, 2 types of body wash, 2 bars of soap, 1 pink razor, and 1 purple body wash sponge. that's the gayest i've felt since wickham grabbed my ass that one time :lol:
this forum is going in strange directions lately :lol:
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Post by JPExpress »

It's been a REALLY boring week at work. And my first comment was that it made me want to touch myself...I never actually followed through.

It's called shock value Adam...shock value.
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you touch yourself to sasha........admit it :lol:
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not since 1995. Are you confessing, my son?
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Post by Boyd Westerman »

what you should have said was...

I messed up my thoracic curve while using my Vidal Sassoon.

speaking of which I need to sit on my American Standard....
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Re: I hurt

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JPExpress wrote:I messed my neck up this morning while I was wanking in the shower. It hurts.

I was really washing my hair, but that doesn't make for good message board banter.
sounds like something that would happen to me
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Boyd Westerman wrote:what you should have said was...

I messed up my thoracic curve while using my Vidal Sassoon.

speaking of which I need to sit on my American Standard....
Good call. I actually pulled my trapezius while using my Redken Solve on the filamentous outgrowth from my scalp.
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sensitive moderator we have here...
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Post by oracle »

when cleaning the filamentous outgrowth, one should always use the uvulus or the upper dorsimus, otherwise you may injure yourself. duh
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