"Ravers" Decleration Of Independance.

[SkyDancer]

We the people of the underground have found that our
government lacks the coherance to understand our most basic needs. Therfore in an unpresented attept to fuffil our need for peace unity love and respect.
We herby renounce all governemnt attpemts to blockade our peaceful community and formely reject all organized control of the people. We will cohere to any law inforcement that peacefully accepts us, however we reserve the right to throw beer at anyone and everyone who gets in our way. Furthermore we declare Duce Anarky in the State of Florida and Death to the Pagans.

[xlaalaagrrlx]

PULR!!

[SkyDancer]

Isn't in Ironic that the time of your post came out to 6:22

[BREAKSOFUNKY05]

yea okay

[Jamie McLaughlin]

taht psot wsa colo

[JPExpress]

taht psot wsa colo

yureo fcuknig fnuny!

[GooglyMoose]

uhh... wait... you.... err uhmmm geeezzzz cou..... What?

[manus]

our need for peace unity love and respect......Death to the Pagans.

you have been PULRD!

[Larz]

We the people of the underground have found that our
government lacks the coherance to understand our most basic needs. Therfore in an unpresented attept to fuffil our need for peace unity love and respect.
We herby renounce all governemnt attpemts to blockade our peaceful community and formely reject all organized control of the people. We will cohere to any law inforcement that peacefully accepts us, however we reserve the right to throw beer at anyone and everyone who gets in our way. Furthermore we declare Duce Anarky in the State of Florida and Death to the Pagans.

You need to be slapped and sterilized.........immediately!

[SkyDancer]

I don't date and I don't have sex so really that would do me no good....

[dandmantra]

The tin foil hat is a tried and tested device which in a simple way blocks out the signals from the CIA's and other government agencies' mind control devices.
However, it has one serious drawback: In order to be effective, it must be worn at all times, and as soon as you start wearing it in public, the government agents will notice you and understand that you are a person not easily fooled.

Is there a way around this problem? Can you block the mind control rays without letting the CIA know that you know?

Yes, there is a way.

In my new book "They're all out to get you" you can find chapters on THIS and MANY OTHER modern day survival tactics. It's a harsh, cruel world and I understand the needs of the intelligent human being.

So, about that protective head gear...
Shall we?

All you'll need is an ordinary baseball cap, a pair of scissors, and your old tinfoil hat.

First, deconstruct your tinfoil hat and make it a flat piece of tinfoil.

Then, take your scissors...


and cut the tinfoil about the same size as
YOUR HAT


Next, you take your tin foil and place it INSIDE THE BASEBALL CAP...


Then, just put it on your head and you're GOOD TO GO!!!


Now, the only thing that will make you stand out, will be your incessant spouting of words that don't really make sense (while hiding behind objects that are smaller than you).


Buy my book Skyfreaknutz. It will do you a WORLD OF GOOD.

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Thank you.

[SkyDancer]

it's not the cia it's the fbi... dans thas just marvolous.. i'm over the paranoid part of my skitzofrena i am trying to get my doctor to put me on that new sleep depravation medication what is it rosentrek,, really thats all this "disorder" is... I faked the whole thing and was forced into early retirment.