YOU WANNA BATTLE!!!

[Spyke]

Awwwah Sh- it!!!!!!!!!!!

Hypocritical bastard, I'm rippin you faster/
Than the Democrats on Bush in a Politcal Massacre/
Spit more mathmatics than analytical answers/
And when they ask why you in that a casket, I'll calmly say cancer/
Lyric enhancer, like I got Viagra for my vocal chords/
I got bitches for when I leave town, but Baloo know he's my local whore/
Ya throats my focal point, Bitch, you ain't got time to be startin wars/
Cus ya mom just won't stop harrassin you till you finish your chores!/
Grow up, and take ya dick out that man's ass/
You harrass and harrass, but ALAS! I surpass,/
Every thought you ever thought, every thing you ever tried,/
With every rhyme I provide evidence to decide/
Who's on top of the cypher, the winner of the contest/
Rhymins something I'd die-for, clearly I'm obsessed/
I strongly suggest, you bow and ask to be blessed/
I'll drop you in the ocean with just a flashlight to signal your distress/

Thank you. <Bows>

I'll drop more illness below.

[baloo]

come on and face this
no changin places,rearangin faces
this text leaves no room for races\
black white or asian, dosent matter
we all got tha same pattern
look at the abstract blood splatter\
spyke thinks he has me, he's yet to learn tha lesson
he knows im a threat, but he's not confessin'
so we'll let him count this as his last blessin'\
i wont let you win, but keep this honorable mention
have you locked down, like you was in detention
you cry and moan, but I dont pay attention\
my shit is sick, have ya guts wrenchin'\
ya girl came to me, sayin she was lonley
I hit it first and passed her to my homies
she told me spykes fake,his penis is phony
she wanted anal, but I told her to just blow me\
so let this teach you something
don't fuck with tha pros
that shit you spit ain't nothing
your fake and it shows......

[mo]

yo baloo,fuck you!!!!!

If you think I've gone soft you've got another thang comin,
you on a brothers thang hummin,
and you bitch is strait slummin,
ya'll are still together cause she got you on lock,
you claim it's the cock,
but your mind is like a chopping block,
when you argue,your always the first to give,
cause if she leaves you bitch"YOU'LL HAVE NO PLACE TO LIVE"
you claim your pimpin and with much finesse,
but hold the press,
she even changed how you dress,
I know it don't hurt to say that bitch played you,
so hear it comes dawg,"YO THAT BITCH MADE YOU"
don't ever think that I won't bring out your personal life,
my mind is my personal knife,
causin your trouble and strife,
if this rhyme was a dick you might could beat it,
but you've been defeated,
and your team just retreated,
so have your girl wipe the tears from your eyes,
while you wipe the smears from her thighs,
built by years of other guys,
your finished,it's over,I'm done with you,
I just thought before I took your life"I COULD HAVE FUN WITH YOU"


FUCKIN DIRT BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[baloo]

damn man, below tha belt......

ok dawg you wanna talk shit
i'll have ya ass on my choppin block, split
you wont quit, till i'm mad, or you're hit
so come correct when you spit\
how bout havin my penis in ya throat
ya mean it when ya choke
ya gleamin and still broke
She changed how I dress?
I still buy my own clothes\
you just like a bitch,
gold diggin cause you have to
I wont give an inch
when I verbally blast you\
your a punk man, got no life of your own
mom and pops house is still where you call home
ya grown, but to insecure to be alone
face down ass up is where you belong\
ya say im a dirtbag,
ya new pants and shit sag
her dads money's nice aint it
well this is gon hurt, fag\
I am greatful you let me play some tracks
but it seems you the 1 talkin behind my back
I guess being a man is a dept. that you lack
I give daps, you starin at my sack\
your wrong man if you really feel what you said
cause in my preminition, your the only one dead

[mo]

damn dude I think it's time to go home,
that shit had no direction,geuss your mind was on roam,
it tends to happen when shit gets you in the dome,
it's like a pit bull grabin ya ass wit a mouth full of foam,
I bet your thinkin "haha I got you"
but your jealous I'm getting the money and not you,
come on dawg you just need to admit it,
when you where living with the girl you wanted to hit it,
grab that big ol' booty and split it,
it was right in front of you,and you did'nt even get it,
I would have beat it up,like I was in the domo,
but you just let it walk right by,"LIKE A HOMO"
that shit is leaving me sort of confused,
I geuss she's not your type,she don't like being abused.
your mouth steadly poppin,
intelligence steadly droppin,
you don't buy your own clothes,"YOUR GRANDMA TOOK YOU SHOPPING"
being a man is debt. that I lack?
If you would read what you wrote you'd know that shit is wack,
that would mean that I'm already a man,
it seams that you have that debt bitch, understand?

[baloo]

that illiterate shit you spit can't phase me
ya unintelectual comments are yet to amaze me
if ya dumb ass wasen't so lazy
ya dj career wouldn't look so hazy\
I'll tell ya what if ya in luck
I might let you get all my records for 50 bucks
I dont give a fuck you'll get stuck
tha next time I see ya green truck\
it's funny, everytime I hear you play
I think "all them tracks are mine anyway"\
ya career would be none,
if I wouldn't have assisted you
now ya actin like a bitch
thinkin everyone is pissed at you
remember man I got nothin against you
but I guess we talk shit,
cause that's what friends do\
so keep actin like a bitch
if that's what you wanna do
im gon try to get rich
thats's what i'm gonna do\
you sayin I rap like i'm white
maybe it's because you're absolutley right
im outa sight, you can even see me at night
but when I see you, im gon slap you outa spite\
you say "fuck pinemount" like i'm plottin on you
but i'm not bitch, so what the fuck you gon do\
i'll leave you with that so think for a minute
I didn't fuck ya bitch cause I liked where I was livin
I wouldn't have taken it if it was given
I moved out of that bitch, because I was driven

[Jungle Mike]

No stress....an i jus wanna flex
Don put it to tha test, respect and I don get vexed

Dont mistake my kindness for weakness...
I put down $2 and take home the pot at THe Preakness

Who's stressed? I dont drive a Lex, I love Sex
First name is RE, last name is 'Flects

When I flex on the decks its like sex
Come correct or get wrecked, Best keep ya Shorty in Check!!!!!

Reflect!........Who you ever seen me deck? (Nobody.)
Respect!...You saw it from me in a split sec
Stay checked, It never was you that I decked. :0)

[Infinite]

OMG this was funny, nice try tho...haha

No stress....an i jus wanna flex
Don put it to tha test, respect and I don get vexed

Dont mistake my kindness for weakness...
I put down $2 and take home the pot at THe Preakness

Who's stressed? I dont drive a Lex, I love Sex
First name is RE, last name is 'Flects

When I flex on the decks its like sex
Come correct or get wrecked, Best keep ya Shorty in Check!!!!!

Reflect!........Who you ever seen me deck? (Nobody.)
Respect!...You saw it from me in a split sec
Stay checked, It never was you that I decked. :0)

[Erace]

Post all ya battles unda the new battle thread. thanks