name creator

dirrrteeee · Post by **dirrrteeee** » Apr 14 2004 11:02 am

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and The Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Just The Tone · Post by **Just The Tone** » Apr 14 2004 11:11 am

Oprah Bubblelips

Preppy Raver · Post by **Preppy Raver** » Apr 14 2004 11:18 am

TOOTIE CHICKENBRAIN

TOY CRUSHER · Post by **TOY CRUSHER** » Apr 14 2004 12:03 pm

Dorkey Appletosh.

manus · Post by **manus** » Apr 14 2004 12:04 pm

Snotty Gigglelips

BREAKSOFUNKY05 · Post by **BREAKSOFUNKY05** » Apr 14 2004 12:05 pm

loopy livershorts

D Min · Post by **D Min** » Apr 14 2004 12:28 pm

loopy cootiechunks

Marta · Post by **Marta** » Apr 14 2004 12:33 pm

loopy bubble fanny

thats gay

4james2S.0 · Post by **4james2S.0** » Apr 14 2004 01:29 pm

pinky appose

buddacupz · Post by **buddacupz** » Apr 14 2004 09:36 pm

zippy applelips

teknotekke · Post by **teknotekke** » Apr 14 2004 09:40 pm

Fluffy Gizzardkisser

dirrrteeee · Post by **dirrrteeee** » Apr 15 2004 09:01 am

i forgot to say that my new name is poopsie girdlebrain

Spyke · Post by **Spyke** » Apr 15 2004 10:43 am

LOL @ Marta's "bubblefanny"!!!

My first name is "Bo"...kinda fucks me on that first part...

Preppy Raver · Post by **Preppy Raver** » Apr 15 2004 11:01 am

spyke spell your name like : beau

Spyke · Post by **Spyke** » Apr 15 2004 11:20 am

Preppy Raver wrote:spyke spell your name like : beau

Ummm...lemme think for just a...NOOO!!!

I can't fuckin stand when people spell my name like that. I'm not french. I'm not anyone's boyfriend. I'm fucking Bo.