musichic2000: Scott!
musichic2000: I just got home.
ZCOTTOVISION: from where?
musichic2000*
musichic2000*
musichic2000*
ZCOTTOVISION: i can't see your text laura.
musichic2000: oops
normality_complex: Me either.
ZCOTTOVISION: so, less of the nonsense and more chat plz
musichic2000: I pressed ALT + U
normality_complex: Freak.
ZCOTTOVISION: you're not on YahELite.
ZCOTTOVISION: SILLY
musichic2000: FUCK YOU
normality_complex: lol
musichic2000: Hey Scott, guess what?
musichic2000: I got a second job yesterday.
musichic2000:
normality_complex: Hot.
musichic2000: SCOTT
musichic2000: talk more plz
musichic2000: kthx
ZCOTTOVISION: yep.
musichic2000: but anyways, I go to orientation and I will start my job as a Security Investigations officer at Paramount's Carowinds
normality_complex: Congrats, Laura.
ZCOTTOVISION: so you'll be investigating, then?
musichic2000: Of course, this is just a weekend stint
ZCOTTOVISION: will you be a detective?
musichic2000: not necessarily.
normality_complex: She will be amusement park CSI.
musichic2000:
ZCOTTOVISION: wow, that's awesome.
musichic2000: You're fired, Taul.
ZCOTTOVISION: maybe you'll be on NYPD Blue.
normality_complex: LOL
musichic2000: So are you, Scott.
ZCOTTOVISION: drafted in by andy sipowicz to help out on a case.
musichic2000: gah!
normality_complex: She'll wear a monocle.
ZCOTTOVISION: and speak with a queer english accent.
doxologyvfv: queer
normality_complex: And have an assistant that will be either a pot smoking dog or a random guy named Watson.
musichic2000: You guys are fucking hopeless.
musichic2000*
normality_complex: LOL
ZCOTTOVISION: that's exactly it, taul.
ZCOTTOVISION: and wear tweed suits.
normality_complex: Yeah.
doxologyvfv: She left, you whores.
ZCOTTOVISION: that's that CSIs do.
ZCOTTOVISION: it's ok, she'll be back.
normality_complex: The truth hurts, man.
ZCOTTOVISION: and as soon as she comes back, we have to continue talking like this.
normality_complex: Splendid.
normality_complex: Good job.
musichic2000*
ZCOTTOVISION: and also talk like a CSI
ZCOTTOVISION: and walk like a CSI
musichic2000*
normality_complex: hahaha
ZCOTTOVISION: LOOOOOOOOL
normality_complex: She left before I could finish typing.
normality_complex: Hot.
musichic2000*
doxologyvfv: I am the jam fiend.
ZCOTTOVISION: and stalk like a SI.
ZCOTTOVISION: CSI
musichic2000*
ZCOTTOVISION: oh man, i'm amused
normality_complex: I keep missing her.
ZCOTTOVISION: you're not ON THE BALL.
normality_complex: You are obviously the jam Gestapo, Val.
doxologyvfv: I know,Taul. I know .
ZCOTTOVISION: brb
doxologyvfv: and she even wanted to KEEP the raspberry jam I sent her, because it was "my mistake."
doxologyvfv: bitch.
normality_complex: haha
doxologyvfv: I said "no. give it back, or else I'm not talking any more."
musichic2000*
normality_complex: You should hire Laura to investigate the jam stealer.
musichic2000: FREAKS!
musichic2000*
normality_complex: LOL
ZCOTTOVISION*
chet_1911: a great idea for a reality tv show: "jam squad"
normality_complex: Yeah.
crazy_pasta_contraption: FEATURING LAURA JOWERS
doxologyvfv: oh, I want to be part of the Jam Squad!
normality_complex: They can have a Black dude with an afro named Link.
crazy_pasta_contraption: yeah.
crazy_pasta_contraption: and all he says is "that's whack, y0!"
normality_complex: Or, "bling bling", as most token Black guys do.
musichic2000*
doxologyvfv: it's more line "blangblan, muthafucka."
normality_complex: And Laura can be that chick in the Jam Squad.
musichic2000*
normality_complex: LOL!
crazy_pasta_contraption: ROFL
chet_1911: hey mo fo i pop a cap in yo ass
musichic2000*
normality_complex: Yeah, pretty much.
crazy_pasta_contraption: either way, we need someone to investigate this kind of thing.
crazy_pasta_contraption: any suggestions?
musichic2000: You guys suck, you know that?
normality_complex: This is a job for Laura: APCSI!
crazy_pasta_contraption: i think we should hire someone to research all this.
musichic2000: freaks! all of you!
normality_complex: You love us.
musichic2000*
normality_complex: hahaha
crazy_pasta_contraption: fucking tea, y0!
crazy_pasta_contraption: yeah!
crazy_pasta_contraption: totally!
crazy_pasta_contraption: i dig that shit!
crazy_pasta_contraption: i was watching richard pryor recently.
crazy_pasta_contraption: man, he is what he would describe as a funny motherfucker.
musichic2000*
normality_complex: hahah, Scott.
crazy_pasta_contraption: ok.
doxologyvfv: haha.
musichic2000: Well, thanks for changing the subject.
normality_complex: haha
musichic2000: http://www.allofourbasearebelongstoyou.com
crazy_pasta_contraption: laura....
crazy_pasta_contraption: please don't tell me you typed that yourself.
musichic2000: ...........
crazy_pasta_contraption: i hope there's nothing at that address.
normality_complex: Has that link been thoroughly checked out by your division, Laura?
crazy_pasta_contraption: it's so wrong.
crazy_pasta_contraption: LOL
crazy_pasta_contraption: it needs some investigation.
musichic2000: My brother showed me that link last night.
normality_complex: I believe it does.
chet_1911: call the jam squad!
normality_complex: To the Jam cave!
doxologyvfv: *whips out her jam box* .
crazy_pasta_contraption: it doesn't work.
crazy_pasta_contraption: quite, check it out.
musichic2000: maybe it's http://www.allofourbasearebelongtoyou.com
crazy_pasta_contraption: i hope you mean http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com/ .
musichic2000: shit
musichic2000: yeah
normality_complex: haha
musichic2000: bastards!
musichic2000: all of you!
normality_complex: Back to the academy, officer.
musichic2000: *sulk*
musichic2000*
normality_complex: bwahahaha!
normality_complex: I love her.
normality_complex: brb. food.
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