Famous Sex Quotes...

[maximchic]

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd
better have a good hand." Woody Allen

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are
unimportant." George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole
relationship." Sharon Stone

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf
is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack
Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he
never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former
US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet." Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing
in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say
that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know
what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough
blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams

" It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers

" Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money
can buy." Steve Martin

" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little
things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay
good money for in later life." Elmo Phillips

" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde

" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns

[Sangsuri]

ha ha!

[papa capp]

those are quite funny.

[4james2S.0]

[quote="maximchic"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner


"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal



"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough
blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams

"" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns[/quote]


my fav.'s

[Dawn]

sex is like math
you add two people
subtract their clothes
divide their legs
and
multiply like crazy!

[Larz]

i snach kisses and visa versa
i like the way her legs go up and make an ass out of themselves
sit on my face and i'll guess your weight
you wanna see something swell
confucious sez: "panties not best thing on earth.........but next to it"
fuck me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name "olga"
joke em if they can't take a fuck
sex is like cheesecake............IT'S Sooo FU@KIN' GOOD!!!!!

[justjason]

nice one Whitney.

[maximchic]

[Preppy Raver]

whitney is the coolest!

[maximchic]

Aw, Thank you Katie *Muahz*

[megabyte]

Fuck her......I did......

[Lori]

"Sex is like a cocktail. It lasts about as long, has about the same effect, and amounts to about as much."

DH Lawrence, Lady Chatterley's Lover

[PamB]

I love the Barbara Bush quote. It kinda works for women too.

[tru dNb cynic]

my face is leaving in five minutes, be on it

[Angie]