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One of these days, I will die....

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You know why.... I have this ceiling fan in my room. Almost every day I would hit it with my hand when I put on or take off clothes.

I am just waiting for the glass to fall off onto my head one of these days.

Well.... today, I got lucky I didn't electrocute myself when I was vacuuming my room. I was pulling the plug out of it's cubby hole. My hand went so high up in the air, the plug hit the glass. Good thing I didn't hit it that hard because if I did... I think I would have been fucked!!!!
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maybe it will cut your head off?
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Preppy Raver wrote:maybe it will cut your head off?
yeah, maybe
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I'm scared I'm going to get knocked out one day and the cats will eat me because Mike hasn't fed them and doesn't wonder why I haven't come out of my room. It's been my fear for about 3 years now.
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Well, feed the cats and you won't have that fear!!! HA :wink:
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Preppy Raver wrote:maybe it will cut your head off?
we could only be so lucky...

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Athena wrote:Well, feed the cats and you won't have that fear!!! HA :wink:
Bitch... My cats are always hungry. Better watch out for Taylor.
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Post by Athena »

WHOOOOAAAAA, You are so funny.
I love ya.

Yeah, I didn't think of that.
My cat jumped on my head this morning and it scared the shit out of me!!

Freak is ALWAYS hungry.
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Post by manus »

Sue, I almosted died myself a few weeks back when I was changing the light bulb in the bathroom. I have to remove the lighting fixture, it slipped out of my hand as I removed the screw, bounced off of the hand when I tried to catch it, then bounced off the sink, then the toilet, then hit the tile floor, and shattered into a million pieces. Glass was everywhere! I was scared! :wink: :lol: :oops: :P
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Post by nobuhiro_223 »

Ha when i was 2 i cut the tv cord with an steak knife, still rember the sparks an stuff. So if i lved through that i have no fear of things like
that. But water oh god that is some thing very differnt!
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Athena wrote:WHOOOOAAAAA, You are so funny.
I love ya.

Yeah, I didn't think of that.
My cat jumped on my head this morning and it scared the shit out of me!!

Freak is ALWAYS hungry.
Was your cat trying to eat you?
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manus wrote:Sue, I almosted died myself a few weeks back when I was changing the light bulb in the bathroom. I have to remove the lighting fixture, it slipped out of my hand as I removed the screw, bounced off of the hand when I tried to catch it, then bounced off the sink, then the toilet, then hit the tile floor, and shattered into a million pieces. Glass was everywhere! I was scared! :wink: :lol: :oops: :P
Good thing you didn't get knocked out! My stepmom said she was going to buy me a new fan. It makes a lot of noises. I hope she get's it soon because the lighting fixture on mine I can't get it to screw on tight. So, it's on loose right now.
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nobuhiro_223 wrote:Ha when i was 2 i cut the tv cord with an steak knife, still rember the sparks an stuff. So if i lved through that i have no fear of things like
that. But water oh god that is some thing very differnt!
Did you see some kid do that on tv? What were you thinking!? You lucky you didn't get lektrocuted.
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Post by Capt-Sue »

Speaking of lektrocuted... I have been lektrocuted before multiple times by Jenn and her damn tazzer :lol:
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