Blond jokes.....you know you love em

[Larz]

A guy takes his blond girlfriend to a football game, with great front row seats! After the game ends, they head back to their car. When they are back on the road, the man asks "so honey, what did you think of the game?" The blond says "Well, I enjoyed it, but I don't see why those guys hustle, and beat each other up over 25 cents. Being puzzled, the man asks "what do you mean?" The blond then replies with, "well at the beginning, they flip a coin, one team wins the coin, and then the rest of the game the other team is yelling, GET THE QUARTERBACK! GET THE QUARTERBACK!"


Two blond friends are sitting on their front porch in Oklahoma. One turns to the other and asks "What do you think is further away, Florida or the Moon?"

In shock, wondering why her friend would ask such a dumb question, the other blond replies with "HELLOOOOOO! You can't see Florida!"



A blond takes her car into a shop after it started make weird noises. She then waits for an hour or two in the waiting room. When the mechanic comes out, the blond asks "Ok, so whats the story?"

The mechanic replies with, "just crap in the carburetor."

The Blond then asks, "so how often should i do that?"