Childhood playground rhymes

[Larz]

Larry, Larry, quite quinn trarry
how does your garden grow?
Wth smelly weeds
from wicked seeds
and sunk bud all in a row.

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson is a fag
Pepsi-Cola burned him up
Now he's drinking 7UP
7UP made him shit
Now he's saying "Coke is it!"

Scooby dooby doo, took a poo,
Shaggy thought it was candy.
Shaggy took a bite,
his balls turned white.
That's the end of poor shaggy.

Miss Susie had a tug boat,
her tug boat had a bell (ding ding),
miss Susie went to heaven her tug boat went to HELL...o operator
please give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me I'll cut off your behind the refridgerator
there lay a piece of glass
miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little ASS...k me no more questions,
I'll tell you now more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flys..are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park,
miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark dark dark.
The dark is like the movies,
the movies' like the show,
the show is like tv
and that is all I know know know, I know I know my ma
I know I know my pa,
I know I know my sister with the 49'rs bra. The bra is for the boobies,
the boobies for the milk,
the milk is for the babies with diapers made of silk.

Not last night but the night before
24 robbers came knocking at my door,
I went downstairs to let them in
and this is what they said to me
larz,larz turn around
larz,larz touch the ground
** ** **
do the kicks
** ** **
do the splits
I didnt want to do all these
So I begged them please please please

Cinderella,
dressed in yella,
went upstairs to kiss a fella.
Made a mistake -
kissed a snake!
How may doctors did it take?


Everybody's doing it, doing it, doing it.
Picking their nose and chewing it, chewing it, chewing it.
Thinking it's candy, but really it's not.
It's a hot snot sundae with a booger on top.

Miss Sue, (clap, clap)
Miss Sue (clap, clap)
Miss Sue from Alabama,
Let's make a movie,
Sittin' in a rocker,
Eatin' Betty Crocker,
Hey wise girl,
Whatcha gonna do,
When your mama's at work,
Baby's got the flu,
Daddy's got the chicken pox,
And so do you?
Take a booty shot


Glory, glory hallelujah.
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
Met her at the door with a magnum .44
Now there ain't no teacher no more.
(Repeat, varying third line
Met her in the attic with a semi-automatic...
Met her at the gate with a loaded .38...
Met her after class and I kicked her in the ass...

Marijuana, Marijuana
PCP, PCP
Betty Crocker makes it,
Ronald Reagan takes it,
Why can't we? Why can't we?


Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell,
Miss Susie went to heaven, The steamboat went to...
Hello operator, please give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me, I'll chop of your...
Behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass,
Miss Susie sat on it, and broke her little...
Sooo my mom was born in England, My dad was born in France,
I was born in diapers, I couldn't fit in pants.
My mom is Godzilla, My dad is King Kong,
My brother is the stupid one, who made up this dumb song!

On top of spaghetti, all covered with blood
I shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug
I went to her funeral, I went to her grave
Instead of throwing flowers, I threw a grenade.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun,
Stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack got horny, Jill got corny
and now they have a daughter.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high, unzipped his fly
and Jill said "Ooh, I wanna."

Milk, milk Lemonade
'round the corner chocolates made

My mother gave me a nickle, my father gave me a dime
My sister gave me a boyfriend,his name was Frankenstein.
He made me do the dishes, he made me wash the floor
He made we wash his underpants and I kicked him out the door!
I kicked him over London, I kicked him over France,
I kicked him over Hollywoood and he lost his underpants.
Miss Suzie had a baby, she named him Tiny Tim.
She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap.
He tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't fit down his throat.
Miss Suzie called the doctor, Miss Suzie called the nurse
Miss Suzie called the lady with the alligator purse.
Chicken pox said the doctor, measles said the nurse
Nothing said the lady with the alligator purse.
Miss Suzie knocked the doctor. Miss Suzie punched the nurse.
Miss Suzie paid the lady with the alligator purse!

Joy to the world, Hussein is dead
We barbecued his head.
What happened to his body?
We flushed it down the potty.
And around and around it goes
And around and around it goes.
And around, around, around it goes.

Engine Engine Number Nine
Going down Chicago line
If the train falls off the track
Do you want to smoke some crack


Apples on a stick
just make me sick
Make my heart go
two-forty-six.
Not because they're dirty
Not because they're clean
Not because they kiss the boys
behind the magazine
So go on girls
have some fun
Here comes (manus and spider)
with their pants undone.
They can wiggle,
They can wobble,
But they can't do the splits.

I don't wanna go to Mexico no more, more, more.
There's a big fat policeman at my door, door, door.
He grabbed me by the coller
and made me pay a dollar!
I dont wanna go to Mexico no more, more, more!

Blue bells, Cockle shells, Evey, Ivy, Over
Down in the meadow,
Where the green grass grows
There sat Solkat,
as pretty as a rose.
Along came Matt, kissed her on the cheek.
How many kisses did she take?
All the ones she had to fake

Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.
Running on to first and your pants're about to burst.
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.
Running on to second and you need a disinfectant.
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.
Running on to third and you let a greasy turd.
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.
Running on to home, and your pants're about to foam.
Climbing up a ladder and then you hear a splatter

Yankie Doodle went to town
riding on his mother.
Every time he hit a bump
he had a baby brother.

Yankie Doodle went to town
riding on a rockit.
Stuck his finger up his butt
and found some Hershey Chocolate.

We have joy,we have fun,
we flick boggers at the sun.
But the sun was too hot
and turned it to snot
oh,we thought they were boggers
but it "Snot"


Whistle while you work.
Hitler is a jerk.
Mussolini bit his weenie.
Now it doesn't work.


Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy wuzzy
wasn't fuzzy,
was he?

Liar,
Liar!
Pants are on fire!
Reply:
I don't care,
I don't care!
I can buy another pair!

[J-Baby]

peter piper pick a wife but couldn't keeper he put her in a pumkin shell and there he keept her very well....