Plastic Surgery

Larz · Post by **Larz** » Dec 15 2005 01:10 pm

There was this woman who had bags under her eyes and wanted to get them removed so she could look younger so she went to a plastic surgeon. She tells the doctor I cant get rid of these bags please help me. The doctor says he is gonna try and new experimental technique on her. He will put a crank in the back of her head and when she sees bags under her eyes she's supposed to crank it and the bags will go away. So she gets this crank put in her head and leaves. It works and works for a while until one day she cant get rid of these bags under her eyes. She cranks and cranks as hard as she can but they just wont go away. So she goes to the doctor. She says to the doctor: "Doctor, this was working for a while, but I cant seem to get rid of these bags under my eyes." The doctor replies: "Lady those aren't bags..those are your boobs." All she had to say was.."Now that would explain why I have this goatee."

Larz · Post by **Larz** » Dec 15 2005 03:34 pm

if everything gets stretched upwards and the bags underneath her eyes are her boobs the goate is her pubic hair....................jeez

xlaalaagrrlx · Post by **xlaalaagrrlx** » Dec 15 2005 05:57 pm

Larz42 wrote:if everything gets stretched upwards and the bags underneath her eyes are her boobs the goate is her pubic hair....................jeez

hahahahahahaha.