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Smooth FM Jazz

Post by JPExpress »

Quite possibly one of the worst forms of music there is?
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Post by shek e »

... IS THE DEVIL'S WORK! THAT SHIT SUCKS BIG ASS. The members of Spiro-Gyro are the devils kids...
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Post by JPExpress »

and don't get me wrong, I like some good jazz. But IMO there is no place for the soprano sax. It's just wrong and conjures up bad Kenny G memories. Also, those electronic wind instruments they play are stupid.
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Post by Boyd Westerman »

what else are you going to listen to when you make sweet love to your lady?



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Post by JPExpress »

Boyd Westerman wrote:what else are you going to listen to when you make sweet love to your lady?
Ministry, of course.
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Post by JPExpress »

Now how come a discussion about music gets moved?
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Post by Preppy Raver »

we have a station here in jax that plays great new jazz and dowtempo from the hours of 9-12 on sundays....i think the DJ's name is josh or greg brody.
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Post by T-MaS »

smooth jazz is pure torture. the worst music there is. well, besides country. 8)
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Post by JPExpress »

I can handle a lot of country because it's so heavily rock and blues influenced. On the smooth jazz station down here, I will hear the occasional acid jazz track...and the only reason i ever really stop and listen to it is because the sound quality is ace, and neuvo jazz is generally mixed extremely well. But overall the music is pretty much cack.
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define cack??
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Post by JPExpress »

J-Baby wrote:define cack??
look it up yourself.
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Post by oracle »

it would be cooler if the artists just used more jug

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Post by xlaalaagrrlx »

oracle wrote:it would be cooler if the artists just used more jug

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agreed.


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