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two guys walk into a bar...

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you would've thought the second guy woulda seen it coming. :wink:
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OT
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Post by oracle »

the 3rd one ducks.


knee slapper #2
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Post by D Min »

oracle wrote:the 3rd one ducks.


knee slapper #2
third guy wrote: Quack
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D Min wrote:
oracle wrote:the 3rd one ducks.


knee slapper #2
third guy wrote: Quack
:lol:

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?


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Post by tru dNb cynic »

two guys walk into a bar...


the bartender looks at them both and say,
"what is this, some kind of joke?"
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson & Acne?




...Acne waits until your a teen to come on your face 8O :!:
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Post by oracle »

DBK wrote:What's the difference between Michael Jackson & Acne?




...Acne waits until your a teen to come on your face 8O :!:
lol.


what's the difference between hard and light?.......









you can go to sleep with a light on 8)
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How do you get a clown off a swing?....


you hit him in the face with an axe, I don't like clowns. :twisted:
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Post by Preppy Raver »

these are too funny.

whats so great about fucking twenty eight year olds?


























































theres twenty of them.....michael jackson/priest humor is sick.
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Post by DBK »

on the michael jackson note, here's another one:

How do you know when it's bedtime at the neverland ranch?....





when the big hand touches the little hand.
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this girl asked me to 69 with her, and i asked "whats that", she replied "oh you'll love it"........so we are doing it....and i'm liking it, when all of a sudden she farts, so push her her off of me and said "your crazy if you think i'm gonna put up with that shit 68 more times"
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re: ha haaaa

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**" ha ha...you think you're funny....funnny like a fucckkkin' clown heh heh...see heh?" ( ---> yeah..the Mickey's Ice is talking, yo!)
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Post by Larz »

clowns freak me out...............and so do you
stop it!
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