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DBK
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by DBK » Oct 3 2004 11:23 am
you would've thought the second guy woulda seen it coming.
slektAh
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by slektAh » Oct 3 2004 12:37 pm
OT
oracle
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by oracle » Oct 3 2004 07:27 pm
the 3rd one ducks.
knee slapper #2
D Min
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by D Min » Oct 3 2004 07:45 pm
oracle wrote: the 3rd one ducks.
knee slapper #2
third guy wrote:
Quack
DBK
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by DBK » Oct 3 2004 09:32 pm
D Min wrote: oracle wrote: the 3rd one ducks.
knee slapper #2
third guy wrote:
Quack
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
...dam
tru dNb cynic
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by tru dNb cynic » Oct 3 2004 10:12 pm
two guys walk into a bar...
the bartender looks at them both and say,
"what is this, some kind of joke?"
DBK
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by DBK » Oct 3 2004 10:22 pm
What's the difference between Michael Jackson & Acne?
...Acne waits until your a teen to come on your face
oracle
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by oracle » Oct 4 2004 12:06 am
DBK wrote: What's the difference between Michael Jackson & Acne?
...Acne waits until your a teen to come on your face
lol.
what's the difference between hard and light?.......
you can go to sleep with a light on
DBK
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by DBK » Oct 4 2004 07:45 am
How do you get a clown off a swing?....
you hit him in the face with an axe, I don't like clowns.
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by Preppy Raver » Oct 4 2004 08:22 am
these are too funny.
whats so great about fucking twenty eight year olds?
theres twenty of them.....michael jackson/priest humor is sick.
DBK
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by DBK » Oct 4 2004 08:49 am
on the michael jackson note, here's another one:
How do you know when it's bedtime at the neverland ranch?....
when the big hand touches the little hand.
Larz
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by Larz » Oct 5 2004 01:27 am
this girl asked me to 69 with her, and i asked "whats that", she replied "oh you'll love it"........so we are doing it....and i'm liking it, when all of a sudden she farts, so push her her off of me and said "your crazy if you think i'm gonna put up with that shit 68 more times"
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by katra80 » Oct 19 2004 01:54 am
**" ha ha...you think you're funny....funnny like a fucckkkin' clown heh heh...see heh?" ( ---> yeah..the Mickey's Ice is talking, yo!)
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by Larz » Oct 22 2004 05:33 pm
clowns freak me out...............and so do you
stop it!